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TheCooker · #**801** (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

Smells like bacon, smells like pork...run piggy, piggy cause I've got a fork.

SquiLa · #**802** (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

Egor's avatar is an earless cat DJ!! And look, it's late! It's late for its first set ever, so it's running.

But it doesn't have opposable thumbs anyway so it won't be able to spin the breaks. It had to clip its claws so the records wouldn't get scratch marks. That's why its late. Run little raver cat, run!

junglequeen · #**803** (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

pillowstealer · #**804** (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

"the cat that walked by himself"
Im am getting tired of converting old jazz records and stories onto this computer so i can give them to my uncle for a christmas presant... Evil computer... Evil popping EVIL! *falls asleep on the keyboard while listening to duke ellington*

junglequeen · #**805** (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

rave cat rave!

pillowstealer · #**806** (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

Note to self and anyone who cares.
If your going to rave sober MAKE SURE you have nothing to do the next day.... *rahhhh!* got home at 9:30 am... fell into bed.. got a phonecall from california like Seconds after i got home talked for ten minutes and then slept till 1 pm.... WHY!!!! i had SOOOO much to do and now im going to be up all night even tho my eyes are just... AHHH! *falls asleep again*

smithnwest88 · #**807** (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by SquiLa

Egor's avatar is an earless cat DJ!! And look, it's late! It's late for its first set ever, so it's running.

But it doesn't have opposable thumbs anyway so it won't be able to spin the breaks. It had to clip its claws so the records wouldn't get scratch marks. That's why its late. Run little raver cat, run!

Hold on I think I fixed your problem, now I know little our favorite little thumbless cat Igor is going to have some problems when he gets to the party, on account of his not having any thumbs, but I found old school cat DJs with thumbs right here, "Cats with thumbs are just a bedtime story" they always told me, but I knew they were just lying to me!

http://www.thecatgallery.com/polydactyl_cats.html

junglequeen · #**808** (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

What If Gravity Was Intermittant?

smithnwest88 · #**809** (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

http://www.christymarx.com/moggy/artemis.htm

This guy is a seriously top notch Cat DJ too.

junglequeen · #**810** (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

What Makes A Tomatoe A Fruit?

TheCooker · #**811** (**permalink**) Dec 19, 04

Seeds

DJ Jazzy Jeff

thebobman · #**812** (**permalink**) Dec 20, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by pillowstealer

"the cat that walked by himself"
Im am getting tired of converting old jazz records and stories onto this computer so i can give them to my uncle for a christmas presant... Evil computer... Evil popping EVIL! *falls asleep on the keyboard while listening to duke ellington*

heh, yeah I did that last year for my dad. Got some crazy rare ones too, like the Smithsonian collection (14 CDs) and live @ the newport jazz festival in '56 and '47(?))

Yup, seeds make a tamatoe a fruit, and a strawberry is the only fruit to have seeds on the outside.

pillowstealer · #**813** (**permalink**) Dec 20, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebobman

heh, yeah I did that last year for my dad. Got some crazy rare ones too, like the Smithsonian collection (14 CDs) and live @ the newport jazz festival in '56 and '47(?))

Wow! if i could think strait i would tell you what i have thats rare but after this much sleep deprivation i shouldnt be alloud to converse with people in any way shape or form...
I LOVE JAZZ!
*chills out to sonny greer- mood indigo*

pillowstealer · #**814** (**permalink**) Dec 20, 04

my cat scratched my tummy thismorning when i got home... Its a big scratch all across my stomach. OUCHY!
poor cat thinking i was the other cat....

-Dubs- · #**815** (**permalink**) Dec 20, 04

i think i found out what bad head is like........ but can there be bad head??? if there can this was it........ i actually though maybe i should stop and go beat off, given i was really drunk at the time.........

~*tct*~ · #**816** (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

kiss me stupid, I'm a prince!

Juicyka · #**817** (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

shit happens when you party naked.

thebobman · #**818** (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

true, rembmer:

party when naked shit happens.

Partizan · #**819** (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

yoda says

shut up you must

thebobman · #**820** (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

dammit man, yoda preceeds every statement with a "mmmhrmm..."
as in
"mmhrm... good hustle you had, but Padawan you remain..."

-Dubs- · #**821** (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by daze_e

shit happens when you party naked.

only good things :D

dapimpstress · #**822** (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

man, i have shopping done only for ONE PERSON. ack. what the hell am i gonna do.. i need CHEAP gift ideas.. someone HELP.

junglequeen · #**823** (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

She was too kind, wooed too persistently,
Wrote moving letters to me day by day;
The more she wrote, the more unmoved was I,
The more she gave, the less could I repay.
Therefore I grieve, not that I was not loved,
But that, being loved, I could not love again.
I liked, but like and love are far removed;
Hard though I tried to love I tried in vain.
For she was plain and lame and fat and short,
Forty and over-kind. Hence it befell
That though I loved her in a certain sort,
Yet did I love too wisely but not well.
Ah! had she been more beauteous or less kind
She might have found me of another mind.

ii

And now, though twenty years are come and gone,
That little lame lady's face is with me still;
Never a day but what, on every one,
She dwells with me, as dwell she ever will.
She said she wished I knew not wrong from right;
It was not that; I knew, and would have chosen
Wrong if I could, but, in my own despite,
Power to choose wrong in my chilled veins was frozen.
'Tis said that if a woman woo, no man
Should leave her till she have prevailed; and, true,
A man will yield for pity, if he can,
But if the flesh rebels what can he do?
I could not. Hence I grieve my whole life long
The wrong I did, in that I did no wrong.

iii

Had I been some young sailor, continent
Perforce three weeks and then well plied with wine,
I might in time have tried to yield consent
And almost (though I doubt it) made her mine.
Or had it been but once and never again,
Come what come might, she should have had her way;
But yielding once were yielding twice, and then
I had been hers for ever and a day.
Or had she only been content to crave
A marriage of true minds, her wish was granted;
My mind was hers, I was her willing slave
In all things else except the one she wanted:
And here, alas! at any rate to me
She was an all too, too impossible she

dapimpstress · #**824** (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04

sheena sheena bo bina! ur cute!!! i wanna actually kick w/ u for more than a minute. im coming up on the weekend after new years. wanna come out clubbing with me and a few girls? its gonna be girls night. bri and myra are coming too. holla at me. peace. mwah!!

junglequeen · #**825** (**permalink**) Dec 21, 04