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Toilet Bowl Where the shit goes. *flushed* down the drain.

View Poll Results: what should I do?
give it back? 2 6.25%
burn it 8 25.00%
chop it up 6 18.75%
sell it 18 56.25%
use as TP 11 34.38%
use to clean my car and house (and my car is DIRTY) 11 34.38%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 32. You may not vote on this poll

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Old Feb 11, 05
~FuK ^ DavÊ~
 
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what should I do?

ok heres the story
theres this little shit head of a kid
and on new years I let him borrow my cell phone for a few minutes
well when he decides to be done with the phone he puts it down in a room where I wasnt and told people there who I didnt know that the phone was there

well what do you know?
my phone is then stolen!
this kid then says "I'll replace the phone Im sorry"
and I said fine I wont do shit to you
so then one day when I ask him abuot the phone he told me to fuck off
and boy was I PISSED
so anyways
3 weeks later he has the balls to call me
and wow what do you know
he left his favorite jacket at my house
and he wants it back
well by then I have a new phone so I ask him where the money that he promised me was
and he then said "what money"
WRONG ANSWER
so I still have the jacket
and now the decision is what should I do?
the choices are:
give the little shit his jacket back
sell it
chop it up
burn it
chop it up and burn it
use for TP
use for TP and burn it
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Old Feb 11, 05
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and there are multiple choices for this
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Old Feb 11, 05
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meth0dical will become famous soon enough
either go with my original suggestion of sending him 1"x1" of it each day he doesnt pay, or ebay it!
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Old Feb 11, 05
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chop it.
use the individual pieces for TP
then burn it.
while all on tape
so he can see it
and then mail it to him./leave it on his doorstep
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Old Feb 11, 05
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ebay???
I never thought of that
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Old Feb 11, 05
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the fate of his jacket now depends on the vote of fnk
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Old Feb 11, 05
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meth0dical will become famous soon enough
sell it for weed
then blaze me up!
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Old Feb 11, 05
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Quote:
Originally Posted by meth0dical
sell it for weed
then blaze me up!
I'll take any kinds of payment
I think I should go talk to my old buddy pete and see if he'll take it
hmmmmm :)
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Old Feb 11, 05
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Chronic.
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Old Feb 11, 05
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meth0dical will become famous soon enough
^i second that
i've been chronic deprived as of late.
it's almost time for an ounce.
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Old Feb 11, 05
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Originally Posted by x0x_manda_x0x
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Chronic.
agreed
I dont know
pete will like this jacket

what bout nate? hahahaha
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Old Feb 11, 05
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sell sell sell!!!!
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Old Feb 11, 05
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1. Clean the Car with it
2. Wipe your Butt with the clean inside section
3. Cut it up
4. Burn it
5. Return it to his Doorstep with a "MERRY XMAS FUCKER!" note on it.

:)
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Old Feb 11, 05
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Quote:
Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever
1. Clean the Car with it
2. Wipe your Butt with the clean inside section
3. Cut it up
4. Burn it
5. Return it to his Doorstep with a "MERRY XMAS FUCKER!" note on it.

:)
I was thinking of making a video of me doing these things (cept the shiping of ass but I'll make sure he knows it was done)
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Old Feb 11, 05
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Why not? Just Videotape your ass... tell him "HEY LOOK IT'S A PICTURE OF YOU ASSFACE!"
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Old Feb 11, 05
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meth0dical will become famous soon enough
yo pick up dog shit with it
then ebay it and say the poo was from the queen or something
you'd get thousands!
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Old Feb 11, 05
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Originally Posted by meth0dical
^i second that
i've been chronic deprived as of late.
it's almost time for an ounce.
when I have money
we'll go in on an ounce
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Old Feb 11, 05
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Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever
Why not? Just Videotape your ass... tell him "HEY LOOK IT'S A PICTURE OF YOU ASSFACE!"
BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!
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Old Feb 11, 05
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meth0dical will become famous soon enough
i get paid on the 15th
i will buy an ounce.
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Old Feb 11, 05
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You must spread some Karma around before giving it to mapleleaf4ever again.
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Old Feb 11, 05
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Originally Posted by meth0dical
i get paid on the 15th
i will buy an ounce.
if I had worked in the last 2 weeks I'd be down for joining but Im really broke right now
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Old Feb 11, 05
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meth0dical will become famous soon enough
it says that when i try and give karma to pretty much anyone worth my karma.
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Old Feb 11, 05
Sofa King Sexy.
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by meth0dical
yo pick up dog shit with it
then ebay it and say the poo was from the queen or something
you'd get thousands!
pft. queen.
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Old Feb 11, 05
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it says that when i try and give karma to pretty much anyone worth my karma.
yea no kidding
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Old Feb 11, 05
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meth0dical will become famous soon enough
yo dont worry bout it
just come smoke the oz
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