You ever been shit on by a bird?

[KenJi]

I was sitting outside of the bank having a smoke and wandering wow I'm pretty lucky that in 23 years of living I havn't ever been hit by the birdie's poop. One close call came when i was walking on granville but that feel like near me.

So have you ever been shit on before. Man I'm probably jinxing myself but oh well. Just curious.

[Lady Dame]

i was sittin at Stanley Park and a lady beside me was eating a sandwich and a sea gull pooped on her shoulder...thats the closest i have ever been. Large swarms of birds actually frighten me...i think it's the Fluttering

[KenJi]

ya wherever i am i try and stay undercover even if its clear out cause you never know when a birdie flies by

[Bitchin]

Blunted has.. BAHAHAHA

it was after a plaza party and we were waiting for someone out side and it shat on his hat... hahahahaomg.

[KenJi]

^ this is the part about this thread I'm gonna love hearing about who got shat on and when haha.

[Liqwid]

i remember kristine KinK told me about the time she was with laura l-tight and a bird shat on her in the parl\king lot of guilford mall...

she was soo upset

hehe

~dalyn

[decypher]

One time in grade 3, i was wearing a blue jacket and i got shat on my shoulder. Another time in grade 1, i was in disneyland eating a hotdog and a bird shat on those character pictures u can get drawn of urself. I was sad.

[bungoshlung]

the proper term is "shat"

when i was in grade 1 or 2, i think it was during lunch time, it got me on my leg

[KenJi]

^ yea i know haah shat sounds so bad too haha.

p.s: matt i guess you found out disneyland is not all fun and games haha

[Sue Bitch]

I was tramitized when i was 6 and on my way to swim practice, hanging my arm out of my moms car and PLOOP!!!
so gross
i have had a fear of birds since
exspecially when they are in groups

[LeeBrat]

haha, yeah, its happened to me before, cant remeber exactly when(its one of those things i dont really care to remeber details about :p) yeah....very sick, and now im paranoyed of flocks of birds flying over me.


but dont they say its good luck?

[Goodfellow]

Originally Posted by Twisted~AngelX

haha, yeah, its happened to me before, cant remeber exactly when(its one of those things i dont really care to remeber details about :P) yeah....very sick, and now im paranoyed of flocks of birds flying over me.


but dont they say its good luck?

i think "they" need to get their heads checked. if somebody is unlucky enough to get Shat on by a bird, i don't think the shit will bring them any more luck.

[crookedking]

twice.

both Times on my head :(

[decypher]

It's like a hobby for the birds.

[Juicyka]

my friend got shit on the neck....freakin halarious.

[DefJef]

My buddys girl was shit on by a bird right on the head.

[LeeBrat]

Originally Posted by decypher

It's like a hobby for the birds.

lol....:p

[Kandyapple]

hahaha I think it's only been twice. Once when I was babysitting my little cousin at the rodeo one got me on my head. And then my little cousin laughed at me. I was not impressed.
Then the other time was when I was sitting in the car. And the window was only open a crack. and somehow this bird managed to sneek it right through the window while the car was moving. Got me right on the leg but didn't hit the window at all. I was quite impressed with his aim actualy.
I do think they do it for fun. They probably practice their technique.

[lou_belle]

I had chickens that chill on roosts above where I collected the eggs;P

HAHaha*

[lou_belle]

baby robins that are in a crows nest that's too big for them make stink. They stick they're little bums up to poop over the side but it doesn't quite make it. OOoohwhee! Them's stinky!

[Kelster]

the last time i got pooped on, i didn't know i'd been shat on, i think it was cause i was too busy staring at justin timberlake. he was standing not even a meter away from me, he may have seen the bird shit on me. :(

this one time i got pooped on by a seagull, didn't know it happened or what was on my shirt until i ate it....yea, don't ask


but my favorite bird shit story, was when akeel, christine and i were leaving on deck....

[*STARFISH*]

^
ya i didnt realize that birds could shit that much... lol

[stringbeans]

:( :( :(

[Goat]

No. But i do have dreams of one day shitting on a bird.
Preferably a duck.

[Bitchin]

^@#%@# leave the ducks alone!!!!!!


I remember when a bird shat on gretta... I laughed soooooooo hard when that happened.. omg.