Worst thing that's ever been in your pocket?

[Aspectre]

Simple enough?
Mine was a wad of chewed gum, who's gonna top it off?

[Mr.Dave]

There's been an ongoing pool game that's starting to get pretty annoying.

[Aspectre]

I'm baked and curious
:D

[Mr.Dave]

But I barely know you!

[nico]

Originally Posted by 420-Crook

Simple enough?
Mine was a wad of chewed gum, who's gonna top it off?

I just found a roach from a fat joint in my bathrobe pocket. How? I have no fucking clue.

But the worst? hmmm....

sand is pretty irritating cuz it never really all goes away. Same goes for tissue or paper after the wash.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by 420-Crook

Simple enough?
Mine was a wad of chewed gum, who's gonna top it off?

two pairs of female hands, left pocket ;)

[sNyx]

oh, btw I ment JUST the hands.. MUWHAHAHAHAHA, fuck

[Jarman]

a wet cap of e,
an oily roach, also wet,
unchewed trident gum,
and the wrapper,
all beaten to a paste with liberal amounts of grass and mud.

At liquified. yech.

[BAL1STOPHER]

about 3 grams of ketamine minus the bag

[Jen-E-03]

melted sticky gummy bears :(

[mapleleaf4ever]

Depends on your definition of bad... I've had a lot of Explosives in my pocket before.

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

Actually on Sunday my little cousins gave me 5 of those little metalic foiled egg things. I put them all in my pocket. By the end of the day they were completely melted. That sucked.

[dapimpstress]

a chewed piece of gum, that WAS wrapped in its wrapper, and a bunch of tobacco, and a chocolate truffle that got smushed, so the warm truffle on the inside came out all everywhere, and the gum came outta its wrapper, and all mixed with tobacco.. it was awful :(

[TrYpTaMiNe]

the first (and only) time i did meth, i put these boose chocolates in my pocket, and totally forgot that they were there, 2 hours later put my hand in my pocket and pulled it out, and it was grossss like melted chocolate, it looked like i shit my self haha, people were like uh.... wtf chris, but i told them it was chocolate and licked it, just to make sure they knew it wasnt shit haha

Depends on your definition of bad... I've had a lot of Explosives in my pocket before.

So did the bomb squad talk you out of it?

[crookedking]

melted chocolate.

lol i thought it was SHIT!

[baby-phat]

Originally Posted by tekno_balla

the first (and only) time i did meth, i put these boose chocolates in my pocket, and totally forgot that they were there, 2 hours later put my hand in my pocket and pulled it out, and it was grossss like melted chocolate, it looked like i shit my self haha, people were like uh.... wtf chris, but i told them it was chocolate and licked it, just to make sure they knew it wasnt shit haha

roflmfao.. but what if they still thought it was poop even though you licked it off yer hand? ewie. :070: lol

[mapleleaf4ever]

Originally Posted by Junglist

So did the bomb squad talk you out of it?

Nope! I proceeded to use up every last round and ounce of Black Powder. Explosions are so much prettier with a bottle of Vodka in your Hand. :)

[Liqwid]

no money :(

~dalyn

[InSoMnIaK*]

A hole

[BongMan]

Originally Posted by InSoMnIaK*

A hole

deffinatly holes in your pockets suck

[mystique]

the worst thing I prolly ever had in my pocket was way back in the day when I was about five years old.... I was out playing with my best friend..we had little buckets and shovels...( we lived on a small hobby farm)

I came inside and was all muddy and dirty so my mom made me take off my clothes and she threw them in the wash... I still remember her shrieking when she went to change the laundry over from washer to dryer... and there were earth worms in the washing machine!

[impure]

my bf just informed me that he put a bunch of vitamins into the little pocket on his jeans. they have now gone through the wash. it's a nasty gooey mess in there, all bright orange and disgusting.

i would have to say junior mints.
but they were in my bag, still are.
i'm throwing out my bag and all the contents of it because of what is now being called the "junior mint situation"

[Bitchin]

half a cap of E...............

long story.

[yoko*]

My friend found an old used pad in a borrowed jacket!