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Jan 24, 02
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Re: Crookedking ... damn it u whore!
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Jan 24, 02
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u have to be kidding
are u lying about turning down the FAT women ? .... if not ... how much did she offer? And how did it happened ... she just didn't come up to u and say "hey u boy .... wanna have sex w/ me?"
Ohhh my tummy hurts ... rite now i'm taking a break from studying ... and i feel really stupid because i took an exam from last year and i didn't pass the multiple choice BY ONE FUCKING MARK!!!!! :snyx: ahhh i'm so scared for tomorrow .... ha! i just know i'm going to shit my pants when i'm taking that stupid provincail. mmmm....i wonder how long we can keep this thread going ... till we get bored of it :219:
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Jan 25, 02
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i don't get bored
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your stomach prob hurts from the stress of taking all these tests. that really sucks about your multiple choice the teacher should've just given it to you. well good luck with your test, although you're prob doing it right now, but whatever you do don't shit your pants....it is sooooo embarassing, especially if your friend takes a pic and constantly threatens to put it in one of those priceless emails. not that that has happened to me, and if it did i would keep my mouth shut about it thats for sure. well i'm pretty sure that we can keep this thread going for awhile, i don't really get bored. we kept that voluntary one going for awhile, until it got full. i think this is the longest post i've ever done, that seriously cut into my whoring time.
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Jan 25, 02
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Re: i don't get bored
it was a strange situation with the whore lady. it was at my friends aunts boxing day party. "a guy in your situation can make alot of money you know." *she moved closer to me* "you know what i'm talking about." i don't know that just kinda freaked me out. she was like twice my age.
ok first .... Boxiny day party? .... where do u live? and second Ewwww! .... u must have been wearing some pretty slutty clothes when she saw u .... ha i would have acted all dumb and then made her explain what she was trying to do and then i would have told her that i would lead her on ... and but whatever you do don't shit your pants....it is sooooo embarassing, especially if your friend takes a pic and constantly threatens to put it in one of those priceless emails. not that that has happened to me, and if it did i would keep my mouth shut about it thats for sure. hahahaha! well that almost made me pee my pants ... yeah i was pretty good w/ not shitting all over my self but i swear i was soooo nervous that i thought i was going to puke ... but i didn't ... oh man that would be pretty shitty (no pun intented) if u shit ur self and someone got a pic of that ... not like that has every happened to u *cough*lair*cough* well i'm pretty sure that we can keep this thread going for awhile, i don't really get bored. we kept that voluntary one going for awhile, until it got full. Yeah i don't get bored either that easily ... and i'm sure we can come up w/ some pretty interesting stuff to keep as entertained but i do have a really short attention span .... oh lookie it's a butterfly *runs after it and tries to catch it* Last edited by Glendita*; Jan 25, 02 at 06:33 PM.
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Jan 26, 02
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Re: Re: i don't get bored
ok first .... Boxiny day party? .... where do u live?
and second Ewwww! .... u must have been wearing some pretty slutty clothes when she saw u .... ha i would have acted all dumb and then made her explain what she was trying to do and then i would have told her that i would lead her on ... and i live in north van, but my buddy's aunt lives in east van. she has a party every boxing day and canada day, they are awesome. all the food you can eat and all the drinks you can drink, not to mention all the interesting ppl that one can meet there. [hahahaha! well that almost made me pee my pants ... yeah i was pretty good w/ not shitting all over my self but i swear i was soooo nervous that i thought i was going to puke ... but i didn't ... oh man that would be pretty shitty (no pun intented) if u shit ur self and someone got a pic of that ... not like that has every happened to u *cough*lair*cough* i like to make ppl pee their pants, it's fun. i didn't think there was a pun, i use the word shitty all the time. fuck i have to work in four hours, now thats shitty (pun intended). no really there is no picture of the time that i shit my pants. [Yeah i don't get bored either that easily ... and i'm sure we can come up w/ some pretty interesting stuff to keep as entertained but i do have a really short attention span .... oh lookie it's a butterfly *runs after it and tries to catch it* [/b][/quote] you have a short attention span¿ do you have ADD? you know what i want to check out? down in south america there are places where you can see thousands of butterflies flitting around from flower to flower. you can also see a whole flock of macaw parrots fly out of a bunch of tropical trees, that would be sweet. don't mind me i'm drunk
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Jan 26, 02
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Robbie Williams...
I don't wanna rock, DJ...cus you're makin' me feel so nice.
I don't wanna rock, DJ...cus you're keeping me up all night. Hope you had fun last night. I saw that big huge fat guy checking you out, so I'd be careful.
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Jan 26, 02
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Re: Re: i don't get bored
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thank u.. :288:
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Jan 27, 02
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Re: Robbie Williams...
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here is a dave i know i know here is a dave i know i had soooo much fun on friday night that i went back again, oh yes you read that right AGAIN, to the bourbon. dan and tara were both there, yet dan and i were the only two from the night before.
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Jan 27, 02
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Re: Re: Re: i don't get bored
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how are we entertaining? huh? how the fuck are we entertaining? you think we're here to fuckin entertain you? is that it? am i being a fuckin entertainer now? huh? how? how are we being entertaining?
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Jan 27, 02
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hah..u just are..don't ask me how..i find everything entertaining...ur not here to entertain me but tinky is my entertainer..she entertains me all the time..oh..and most posting whores are found to be entertaining..
 *throws teddy bears at tinky and crookedking*..bravo!!..keep up the good work!
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Jan 27, 02
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*catches teddy bear rips off the head and yells "where's the drugs?"*
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Jan 27, 02
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i went to a store on 15th and lonsdale asking if they sold tutus and they don't. it's to hard to entertain ppl in here. i can entertain for only a moment.
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Jan 27, 02
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haha..u two are still entertaining!
the big igloo outside my house is cool too..yeah neightbours..i can stand up inside it and yeah..pretty.. *throws snowballs at tinky and crookedking*..drugs are bad mmmkay?... no more acid or coke for tinky!..or butter..no more butter!
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Jan 27, 02
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ENTERTAIN ME!
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Jan 27, 02
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my tummy really hurts no more snow slushies ... i really think it's from all the acid that was in the snow ... hee hee not the drug acid ... mmmm drugs!
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Jan 27, 02
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haha..no kicking down the big cool igloo!!
*hands crookedking a snow slushy*...its good!! tinky..stop thinking about pink tutus..i know u wanna dance around in a field of daisies with cowboys in a pink tutu..u and ur weird fantasies! :225:
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Jan 27, 02
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i've never been hit with a snowball in all of my life. although i've had a snowball.....if you take my meaning..wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more no butter???? what the hell is she going to put on her popcorn?
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Jan 27, 02
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Jan 27, 02
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mmmmm yellow snow slushy.....there was something about eating yellow snow, i can't recollect the entire saying though. mmm sick and twisted sexual fantasies arrrrgghhghghrtrrrhghhththh (thats the sound homer makes when he's drooling and thinking about donuts)
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Jan 29, 02
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I'M BACK!!!!!!!!
WHO MISSED ME THE MOST .... OH COME ON ... I KNOW SOMEONE DID!
Well my provincails are over and i don't have school till nexted monday ... heehee i'm going to post like a muthah fucking whore heehee crookedking i'll let u use my tutu .... well only if i can get pictures ... and i don't think u'll have a problem seeing that it is for u friend and all .... *wink wink* Jen ur such a prev .... i know u have sexually fanasties of me in a pink tutu !!!!! :169: <---- crookedking i think this should be u
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Jan 29, 02
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haha...no hotboxing the igloo!!
and glenda..u whore..finally u post in that damn thread.. oh..and u can get tutus at "The Dance Shop".. i forgot where it was tho... but yeah...i have a tutu from when i was in gr.4...u guys can wear it if u want~
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Jan 29, 02
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hahaha...raves are for everyone ok? even for little boys that never grow up and for kings that are crooked.. and for wanna be fairy pixies.. lalala~ say cheese...*snap*
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