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Funniest And Worst Jokes Ever Herd??
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why did the guy cross the road??? cause his cawk was stuck in the chicken!!! why do woman get yeat infections??? so they know what its like to live with irritating cunts!!! why is 88 better than 69??? you get ate twice!!! why did the boy get kicked out of boyscouts??? cause he ate a brownie!!! OH IVE GOT TONES BUT I WOULD LOVE TO HERE ALL YOURS!!!! 
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for me, jokes always go in one ear and out the other.
when i hear a good one i'm all like, "oh fuck yeah! i'm gonna remember that one!" (that's where i tap the side of my head) but i always forget them. that's why i like to meet new people...they haven't heard my material yet.
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put you just did, so you might as well again.
with a joke.
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edit-i had to read the post a copule of Times before i finally saw what you were typing about. another edit-oh man! my fingers are fat today!
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the worst jokes ever:
How do you know it's bedtime at neverland rach? when the big hand touches the little hand. --------- R.Kelly, Bobby Brown, and Michael Jackson are walking down the street when they come across a burinig school. Michael Jackson say's "oh no those kids need our help, we should do something!" R.Kelly says, "well maybe I can pee on them to douse the falme.. that'll work!" Bobby Brown is quick to argue.. "the hell with that.. Fuck those kids!" then Michael Jackson says, "do we have time?" --------- Two Jews walk into a bar.... Michael Jackson!
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When someone is talking about Concentration Camps...
You: "Hey! My Grandfather died at [Buchenwald, Auschwitz, Dachau]..." Person: "Oh my... I'm... I'm really sorry..." You: "Yah, it was tragic. He fell from the Guard Tower."
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