best way to kill a slug

[sNyx]

livin up on this hill my yards are always slug city!!
I mean big suckers too, black boys, banana buds, you name it

so smoking on the deck I like to see how far I can hawk* one at the grass and target the black beast. you know ya got him cuz he shrivels up into a ball.

fair enough it's most likely still alive, so the title is a bit misleading. STILL the real pleasure here is idiocy.

what’s another fun way to fuck with the slowest, ugliest creators on the planet (aside from Attila the Hut).

* hawk – to spit with extreme momentum

[mapleleaf4ever]

Get a Dish, fill it with Beer... make sure it's got high sides. The Slugs are attracted to Beer immensely. They crawl? into the Dish and drown. Game Over. My Mom used to do this all the time.

[baby-phat]

I love pouring lotsa salt on them and watching them ooze and die. hehehe

[Pennywise]

thats what i was gonna say

use the salt
haha

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Get a Dish, fill it with Beer... make sure it's got high sides. The Slugs are attracted to Beer immensely. They crawl? into the Dish and drown. Game Over. My Mom used to do this all the time.

thats awesome!! best reply

[Aspectre]

...m80?

[BongMan]

I hear cigarette ash works wonders cause it act like broken glass shards on thiere soft bodies.

[~god~]

gas + matches.

[mapleleaf4ever]

Also! If there's a certain area you want to keep them out of you can capture them, blend them up and pour a Ring of Death and they won't cross it. FUN WHEN DRUNK! :)

[Bevvy Swift]

i go bird hunting in th woods (with a pellet gun), but i always miss on purpose, cos i cant bring myself to shoot little tweety.

long story short, i usually end up shooting big fat banana slugs instead. they implode, its really cool

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Cheez

i go bird hunting in th woods (with a pellet gun), but i always miss on purpose, cos i cant bring myself to shoot little tweety.

continuing proof of just how much your a bitch.

[Berta]

its all about the salt;)

[t-skywalker]

i use to feed them to my snakes..they loved them...especially my water snake

but salt does work wonders

[crookedking]

and i thought that i was an asshole.

[dapimpstress]

Originally Posted by baby-phat

I love pouring lotsa salt on them and watching them ooze and die. hehehe

MAD werd.

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by Ashes

MAD werd.

SAD werd.

[Joanne]

well, I personally could never even hurt a mosquito, let alone an innocent slug.

but if I were to kill a slug, I'd probably chop it in half and let it degrade with the soil. it'll probably be good for your soil anyway.

I wouldn't put salt, because most slugs I found are usually around plants or grass. salt makes your soil acidic, making it harder for plants and grass to receive nutrients from it.

--Joanne :P

[sNyx]

Originally Posted by bananasinpjs

well, I personally could never even hurt a mosquito, let alone an innocent slug.

fuck that, the little buzzin blood suckin mofucken dead douche gunna get squashed if he hits my turff!!

[LeeBrat]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

Get a Dish, fill it with Beer... make sure it's got high sides. The Slugs are attracted to Beer immensely. They crawl? into the Dish and drown. Game Over. My Mom used to do this all the time.

hehe, i like this one maw haw haw
like everyone else has said; salt & ash....aslo blowing smoke on them is fun and burying them

[Lady Dame]

Originally Posted by liquid_haze

its all about the salt;)

agreed.

the beer bowl sounds pretty entertaining though too, at least they can go out on a high note.

[Mick D]

i've exploded a few slugs with a slingshot in the woods

[dreckis]

The best thing to do is spray paint them with paint as they are dyeing they shrink and try to move quickly leaving this wierd ass paint trail behind them that stays on the road for ever~!

[justShell]

its all about killing the fuckers with salt. or if your drunk and camping.. like i was after apex..push them really close to your coals in your fire.. and dont let them get away.. and they start oozing..

[BenGiovanni]

Originally Posted by sNyx™

continuing proof of just how much your a bitch.

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to sNyx™ again.

[DECODED]

Pour wine on em, seriously try it!