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Aug 31, 05
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Hard, black and 6.5 inches long!!!
My stapler!!!!
So I got bored at work at started measuring stuff around my desk. I got to the stapler and it was 6.5 inches, so I'm thinking this would make a nifty dildo for people with office supply fetishes. FYI mouse = 3 inches keyboard = 15 inches monitor = 14 inches calculator = 7.5 X 5.5 inches (big fucking calculator) boredom = immesurable! For anyone who actually took the 45 seconds to read this post, I'm sorry, my bad. 
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That's actually one of the tamest things I've heard from Flip.
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man...you must have a boring job, I see toilet bowl threads from you like twice a day, haha
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I do more work than almost anyone in my office, but it just so happens that I can multi-task like a mofo, and I'm a very efficient worker. I do about 10 hours of work in about 5 hours, during an 8 hour shift. At least I'm not posting my typical date-rape-granny-fisting-sheizer-porn threads, believe M-Leaf, it could be much worse.
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