Just like Jesus forgave his murderers

[The Preacher]

so I forgive Jen E 03 and Dabbler for giving me bad karma.

[.muffy.]

I guess I must be on your list too then eh?

[The Preacher]

You have been forgiven :)

[crookedking]

i want forgiveness too!

[ebbomega]

when i was twelve years old i convinced a 40-year-old woman to take me to her house and start sucking my dick. just after i came i shot her in the head, hid her in her basement and disposed of the gun in the ocean. i never told anybody about it and was never approached about it.

my question for you is: if i repent now, can i stay out of hell?

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by ebbomega

when i was twelve years old i convinced a 40-year-old woman to take me to her house and start sucking my dick. just after i came i shot her in the head, hid her in her basement and disposed of the gun in the ocean. i never told anybody about it and was never approached about it.

my question for you is: if i repent now, can i stay out of hell?

you shouldn't admit to stuff like that on the INTERNET.

[lola_phyne]

Originally Posted by The Preacher

so I forgive Jen E 03 and Dabbler for giving me bad karma.

It's a good thing you did. I don't think they've been able to sleep at night.

[Flip]

So Preachy,
I'm sitting at my computer right now, completely naked, eating popcorn chicken. I dripped a little sweet and sour sauce on my penis, and if I wipe it off, Jesus will think I'm masterbating, butt if I don't wipe it off, my winky will taste like sweet and sour sauce. What should I do, so that Jesus won't be mad at me?

[~*tct*~]

Originally Posted by Flip

So Preachy,
I'm sitting at my computer right now, completely naked, eating popcorn chicken. I dripped a little sweet and sour sauce on my penis, and if I wipe it off, Jesus will think I'm masterbating, butt if I don't wipe it off, my winky will taste like sweet and sour sauce. What should I do, so that Jesus won't be mad at me?

oh flip i fuckib love u man HAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA

[Ryan Ross]

Originally Posted by Flip

So Preachy,
I'm sitting at my computer right now, completely naked, eating popcorn chicken.

How could you think its ok to be naked EVER?!? We are born like that only once! Theres no excuse!
SKIN IS SIN!

[Flip]

Originally Posted by tct69

oh flip i fuckib love u man HAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA

It's not funny, I actually am sitting at the computer naked right now (your all getting a visual), and I did drop some sweet and sour sauce on me as I was reading this thread, so I figured it would be an apropriate question to ask.....and I still don't have an answer.

[~*tct*~]

^^oh but it is funny

[decypher]

In history your salvation could be bought in the form of an "indulgence."

[lola_phyne]

Originally Posted by Flip

So Preachy,
I'm sitting at my computer right now, completely naked, eating popcorn chicken. I dripped a little sweet and sour sauce on my penis, and if I wipe it off, Jesus will think I'm masterbating, butt if I don't wipe it off, my winky will taste like sweet and sour sauce. What should I do, so that Jesus won't be mad at me?

I'm sure since preacher is a solider of god he's willing to make it his duty to lick it off for you.

[Jen-E-03]

oh wow, i' m so glad i was forgiven...u know, that was juts on my mind all day. So what happens if i repeat offend? do i get forgiven each time or what? Just because i'm almost certain i will be giving u bad karma again...agaist my will ...god made me do it

[Bevvy Swift]

i have a feeling this thread will be a magnet of bad karma for the preacher.

why do you concern yourself with karma, thats certainly not a christan ideal! hopefully god is as forgiving as you

[superproness]

can i get extra-jesus points i can redeem later for my sins, in exchange for good karma?

[justShell]

glad to see my favorite fnker is back! where have you been hiding preacher? and seriously.. who is it? i never figured it out sadly:(

[Clayton.]

Originally Posted by The Preacher

so I forgive Jen E 03 and Dabbler for giving me bad karma.

God bless you sir.

[~*tct*~]

Originally Posted by The Preacher

so I forgive Jen E 03 and Dabbler for giving me bad karma.

apparently ur not liked very much around here hahaha:konrad:

[b0ld]

......

[please_stop]

Heaven smiles upon he who can forgive sins done unto him.
You are truely and inspiration to us all sir.

[Skitzo_Style]

this is getting fuckin rediculous.

the irony is killing me!

[~*tct*~]

lol hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa^

[dabbler]

now if only more people would give you karma so i can give you more bad karma


oh, and i don't need to be forgiven :)