I stabbed the devil because I love slumber parties

[baby-phat]

This is kind of amusing... :)

Pick the month you were born:
January- I had sex with
February- I slapped
March- I murdered
April- I looked at
May- I masturbated with
June- I slept with
July- I laughed at
August- I stabbed
September- I shot
October- I made love to
November- I wrestled
December- I crapped

Now pick the day of your birth
1. A prostitute
2. An Asian
3. A Woman with HIV
4. A drunken black man
5. Santa Clause
6. A playboy bunny
7. A married mom
8. My stuffed bunny
9. Your mom
10. The Easter Bunny
11. A football player
12. The devil
13. My lettermans Jacket
14. My teacher
15. The Rock
16. A DVD player
17. A pencil sharpener
18. The phone
19. My computer
20. Your house
21. The tape measurer
22. The Lamp
23. The pope
24. a porn star
25. Mr. Incredible
26. A transvestite
27. Governor Swartenegar
28. Your hot sister
29. George Bush
30. A tape recorder
31. The printer

Now the THIRD letter of your LAST name
A- Because I like chocolate
B- Because I was bored
C- Because my pants were on too tight
D- Because I am a homosexual
E- Because my heart is two sizes too small
F- Because I didnt get any presents for Christmas
G- Because I like eggs
H- Because the world will end tomorrow
I- Because I slit my wrists
J- Because I dont have a bf/gf
K- Because I like football
L- Because I was high
M- Because I was drunk
N- Because my mom told me to
O- Because fruit cakes fly
P- Because Im lonely
Q- Because my parents fight a lot
R- Because Im horny
S- Because I want to commit suicide
T- Because I hate school
U- Because I was drunk
V- Because I love slumber parties
W- Because it calms me
X- Because I like brownies
Y- Because I like spoons
Z- Because I need to masturbate

[LLaaUUrrYYn]

I had sex with a prostitute because my heart is two sizes too small....

[Miss T]

I stabbed a transvestite because I was drunk

[Bevvy Swift]

i murdered a woman with HIV cos i was horny

[Dean]

i had sex with the phone because i was high

well.... makes sense at least

[automatic]

"I slept with your mom because i slit my wrists!"

.....and i'm REALLY glad that the third letter of my last name isn't "N"

[Prissypants]

I stabbed your house because I am homosexual?

Someone saw that? Crap!

[baby-phat]

^ hehehe..
Aw Tysen, I miss you!

[Sniper]

I crapped Santa Clause because fruit cakes fly

...odd but ok

[cutienikki]

i laughed at the rock because my heart is two sizes too small

[nabs]

I made love to Mr. Incredible Because the world will end tomorrow

[mojo]

i wrestled arnold swartenegar becuase my mom told me to

someone can't spell worth a shit.

[Jen-E-03]

Originally Posted by Sniper

I crapped Santa Clause because fruit cakes fly

...odd but ok

really? I crapped Santa Clause because I was high

[crackdragon]

mine is an unfortunate combination I think is best left unposted

[Technix]

I looked at George Bush because I didn't get any presents for Christmas.

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