chuck norris doesn't stare at your meddling

dabbler · #1 (**permalink**) Jan 17, 06

he just roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Silverwinged · #2 (**permalink**) Jan 17, 06

but then again chuck norris can afford to go to brazil because he doesnt spend his entire paychecks on various expensive beads for making raver kandy bracelets.

wishbone · #3 (**permalink**) Jan 17, 06

lol internet jokes.

Goodfellow · #4 (**permalink**) Jan 18, 06

Ice is actually water scared stiff from chuck norris

tiedye · #5 (**permalink**) Jan 18, 06

stigmata isn't really from being touched by jesus.. it's Chuck Norris intimidating the religion out of you.