best/worst thing you've done to get back at someone?

[bittner]

So Long story short... had a wicked job, started to see the pretty thing i worked with. She had a boyfriend of 9 years... OOPS. She broke up with him for me, then me for him... a dozen times. Each time my heart, and shifts, were cut up really bad. She comes back again... but i hear a noise in the kitchen.

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So she slept with two of the kitchen staff, good friends of mine, fully supporting me through the drama...?? riiiight.

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and the maintenance man


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and everyone at my work knew the whollllle time.

so i see her moisurizer sitting there in her office. I take said moisurizer with me into mine. a dozen times over the next week.


and before i was gone i finally got to watch her sit there in her comfy chair with her cocky grin on her face trying to insult me while lathering up her arms, neck, and face.

[tiedye]

so i see her moisurizer sitting there in her office. I take said moisurizer with me into mine. a dozen times over the next week.

please tell me this means what I think it means! did you juice up her moisturizer with your your bittner-byproduct?

[bittner]

yer GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!!!

got it all over her one more time without her even knowing it!

[-evil-duerr-]

!!!

Oh Snap

[Ms.Tarantula]

thats by far the best revenge I have ever heard of in my.entire.life