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Men Are Like......
MEN ARE LIKE
Cell Phones (You really only need one when your car breaks down) Beer Bottles ( They're usually empty from the neck up) Calenders (Good for a few dates, but you'll want a new one next year) Nightlights (Too dim, Too small, but somehow comforting) Tires ( the more pumped they are the better they perform) Fine Wine ( You shouldn't take them out untill they've matured) Clowns (Afew are cute and funny, but most are just creepy) Miracle Bras (pushy, pushy, pushy) Fingernails ( they look a lot better when they're buffed) Wheelbarrows (when they get too heavy, it's time to dump them) Diamonds (you like them big, cut and wrapped around your finger) Yes I am bored. But these are sooo funy :kam: |