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Old Sep 09, 02
be gentle...I'm dainty
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Memories....

Hrm, I have had good sex partners and bad sex partners but every now and then my mind drifts back to partners that were really fun in bed. One of these partners just called me and we both realized that it is really hard to find people that are actually any good in bed...
The problems are (we think):

The people think that they are way better than they are.
The people don't care about foreplay.
The people don't know what they are doing.
The people either aren't willing to try new things or lack the imagination to think of new things.
The people are no good with their mouth and hands.
The people think that good sex is about penetration...we realized the difference between good and bad sex happens before penetration...The best orgasms both of us have had are from oral stuff...
The best lovers are ones that know how to tease and titilate before the clothes ever come off we decided...

Anyways, what do you guys think? What makes a great lover? What makes a crappy one?
Just curious to know what you think. :)
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Old Sep 09, 02
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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I pretty much agree with you on this one...

I think imagination is a big one and also being comfortable with yourslef and your partner helps a lot!!

cause if your not comfortable with eachother and yourself.. that doesn't leave much to the imagination nor much to do... heh..

(*side note* if your comfortable with yourself, you can pleasure yourself also and the best orgasm come by being by yourself)

I find the more comfortable I am with the person the better the sex and foreplay and blah blah blah... IS!!!

Like with some boys they were great but could have been better if I was more comfortable with myself at the time... or if they were to...

But dont get me wrong shy ppl are fun to...

MMmmmm innocents!
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Old Sep 09, 02
dumb it down, would ya?
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
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you know when i saw the title memories i thought you went to get an std check, and was waiting the five mandatory days before they told you if you were clean or not.

you know...memories of all the dirty sluts you've had in the past six months....
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Old Sep 09, 02
be gentle...I'm dainty
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Prissypants will become famous soon enough
Well, dude, maybe if YOU weren't so dirty maybe I wouldn't have to get a check up after every one of our encounters...
P.S: The kids keep on asking when you're coming home...
:moon:
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Old Sep 09, 02
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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^^^haha i ain't never coming home...i found me a nice pimp who'll pay me decently and hardly ever hits me...you can keep the kids.
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Old Sep 09, 02
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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btw i'm not THAT dirty...well i don't think so anyways.
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Old Sep 09, 02
be gentle...I'm dainty
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
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Fine but I'm keeping the trailer...

After all you did pee on the carpet and you shot my horse!

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