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Nov 20, 02
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You know your a stoner when...
This is my little stoner Q and A
Q: How do all stoners stories start? A: One time when I was high... You know your stoner when: You flip through ten channels on the TV before you realize you were just trying to turn up the volume. You smoke a cigarette that's not lit. You have a freshly packed bowl in your hand and half an hour later you realize... You forgot to smoke it You know you're stoned when you are looking for your cigarette and it is in your hand! You might be a pothead if you think Detroit Rock City is the coolest movie in the world. You might be a pothead if you think about things like who would win if Spiderman and Megaman fought. You might be a pothead if you laugh at Discovery Channel programming. You might be a pothead if your TV is constantly tuned in to the cartoon network. You might be a pothead if you like to suck your bottom lip into the vacuum. You might be a pothead if you try to supersize every meal. You might be a pothead if you laugh at head traumas. You might be a pothead if everytime you cough, it sounds like the garbage disposal. Tongue twisters: What did the dope dealer deal when the dope dealer did deal dope to the other dope dealer. A stoner called the fire department and said "Come quick my house is on fire!" The fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "What you think, the big red truck!" This is a story to tell someone when they're high. Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Thursday, which is Good Friday, we're having a Father's Day party for mother's only. Admission is free, pay at the door, pull out a chair and sit on the floor. Late one night in the middle of the day, two dead soldiers got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, pulled out their swords and shot one another. A deaf policeman heard the noise, got up and shot the twice dead boys. If you don't believe me, ask the blind man who saw it all, through a knothole in a wooden brick wall. Two stoners are sitting on a porch. All of a sudden, a fire truck drives by at about 100mph. about 5 minutes later, one of the stoners says, "Damn, I thought they'd never leave!!!" "Your mind is like a parachute; it work's better when it's HIGH!" You know you are true stoner when: Your bong gets washed more than your dishes. You know you're really high when: It takes a hour to cook minute rice. Your friend takes a hit and says "WOW man, that stoned got me really hit!" You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?" Q. Why do stoners stare? A. They're trying to figure out what you said five minutes ago. Q. What's the best thing to do after you smoke a bowl? A. Smoke another. Q. What do you call someone who smokes 15 bowls in a row? A. Don't bother calling him anything, he doesn't even know you're there. Two stoners are sitting in a room and hitting on a bong. Suddenly there's a knock on the door. Half an hour later the first stoner says, "Did you hear a knock?" Another half hour later the second stoner says, "Yeah man, I heard it." Another half an hour goes by. The first stoner says, "Well, should we open it?" Another half an hour later the second stoner replies, "Yeah man, open it." When they open the door, the third stoner stands there and says, "Man, you guys are fast!" Q: How do you confuse the hell out of a stoner? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner. Stoner trying to tell a joke: One day there was this dude and this other dude who went somewhere, I think. Okay, okay, okay. . . I got it now. There was this dude and a chick. Nah, that's not it. Fuck it. Wanna smoke a bowl? 
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Nov 20, 02
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spider man would kick mega mans ass!
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Nov 20, 02
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Wow, you could replace the world "pothead" with "moron" and it'd still make sense.
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Nov 21, 02
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Lol those were good..
sidewayz powa
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Nov 21, 02
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Nov 21, 02
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Nov 21, 02
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I have heard a bunch of thoes before. But i love them everytime i hear them!
Props to loryn....... us small town girls know how to smoke hella dank, (mainly because we live in small towns and there is nothing else to do)
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Nov 22, 02
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you know it you know it
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Nov 23, 02
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lolz....nice shit
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Nov 23, 02
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Re: You know your a stoner when...
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this sounds like us Yustin. You know you've done too much acid when you realize you BOTH are smoking an unlit cigarette. Then forget to light it and continue to smoke the unlit cigarette for about 15 mins.
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Dec 22, 02
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Re: Re: You know your a stoner when...
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we were insane... seriously acid.. never again lol remember hearing children laughing on the east side? and we were sitting infront of an actual mural on a wall that said EAST SIDE with a bunch of kids handprints painted on it.. ' and we couldnt stop making fun of it. haha theyre proud of the east side :P but yah werd to sucking on our paper poison remember? hah
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Dec 23, 02
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haha one more way to tell your a stoner you actually took the time to read all of that!!!!! if it was about almost anything else i sooo wouldn't have read it cuz it was sooo long but it was soooo great!!! ahaha
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Jan 01, 03
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this is one trippin story..lols..
i'm sober and i'm like.. wat the fuck? This is a story to tell someone when they're high. Ladies and gentlemen, I stand before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Thursday, which is Good Friday, we're having a Father's Day party for mother's only. Admission is free, pay at the door, pull out a chair and sit on the floor. Late one night in the middle of the day, two dead soldiers got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, pulled out their swords and shot one another. A deaf policeman heard the noise, got up and shot the twice dead boys. If you don't believe me, ask the blind man who saw it all, through a knothole in a wooden brick wall.
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Feb 01, 03
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I like that it's pretty funny!!!
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Feb 09, 03
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thats is all too good
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