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Old Jan 22, 03
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Why do girls fake orgasms?

cuz they think we actually care...
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Old Jan 22, 03
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Old Jan 22, 03
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^yeha pretty much.. and not to crush yours guys weak ego and shyte like that.. or hear them bitch about why they not that great and blah blah blah...

its just like why you dont tell a chick shes fat basically!
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Old Jan 22, 03
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so you dont feel bad that you suck in bed?
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Old Jan 22, 03
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i think the answer is that not all girls fake it

the ones who are are not hurting anyone but themselves

i can say that i have not faked it myself, usually the only reason to have sex is if you want it. if you don't want it so bad that you have to fake it then don't do it at all
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Old Jan 22, 03
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ha ha
guys can't fake orgasms
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I'm gonna try it some day
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Old Jan 22, 03
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your good in bed when your hearts into it
my heart is still mending
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Old Jan 22, 03
 
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never faked one, never had the need to.
plus if it was bad, id just tell him, and save myself the pain the next time.
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Old Jan 22, 03
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or just make them do it over untill the get it rigth
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Old Jan 22, 03
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Guys can fake orgasms, just moan really loudly and shudder/shake, then run to the bathroom and wack it/pour cold water on him. Then come back and cuddle and you will get hard again because you never really came, and then bam, more action... She'll think you're a stud! Unless it's hours and hours of bad sex.

I find laughing is the most effective way of telling someone they suck.
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Old Jan 22, 03
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If a girl can not get off, then %50 of it is NOT the guys fault.
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Old Jan 22, 03
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some people don't deal with thigns as well as the rest of you. there's tons of factors as well.. how relaxed you are, how comfortable you are with your partner, how you feel about each other. its not just 'bad sex'.
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Old Jan 22, 03
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If a girl can not get off, then %50 of it is NOT the guys fault.
very true!!!!
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Old Jan 22, 03
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some people don't deal with thigns as well as the rest of you. there's tons of factors as well.. how relaxed you are, how comfortable you are with your partner, how you feel about each other. its not just 'bad sex'.
also very true!!
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Old Jan 22, 03
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just to get the guy off of you
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Old Jan 22, 03
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^hahah... werd

I'd just tell them they suck actually...
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Old Jan 22, 03
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just to get the guy off of you
RAD fucking rad!
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Old Jan 22, 03
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your good in bed when your hearts into it
my heart is still mending
so would one's heart mend faster by fucking another girl your heart isn't into?

oh right male logic.. if the penis is into it, the heart will eventually follow,

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Old Jan 22, 03
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hahaha pete i dont know why you'd post this..... lol the only reason girls fake it is to ensure you feel somewhat satisfied.... lol but if u got skills they will never know the difference.... lol my ex doesnt.... lol i jsut didnt want burst his happy bubble, i know im terrible... i will never do it again, ill jsut grab the remote half way through and turn on the shopping network lol jk
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Old Jan 22, 03
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i only hate it when it wakes me up.
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Old Jan 22, 03
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If a girl can not get off, then %50 of it is NOT the guys fault.
nah.

guy's fault.
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Old Jan 22, 03
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If a girl can not get off, then %50 of it is NOT the guys fault.
word ive met a couple of girls that a hard time even getting themselves off.
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Old Jan 22, 03
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ha ha
guys can't fake orgasms
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I'm gonna try it some day


hell ya they can.

i have a few times.

usually when i realize i'm not drunk anymore and want to go home with someone else.

just shudder, and clench your muscles. its easy. heh. we can fake it just as well as they can, if not better. cause most of them don't look at the condom after, lol.

uggg. yuk.
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Old Jan 23, 03
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Another reason chicks fake it is cuz if they laid there with the retarded look of "what the fuck is this" on their faces and didn't front sum kind of effort the guy would go tell everybody the next day that you were a complete dive in the bed cuz you didn't do anything. Unless you fall asleep, which is the ultimate diss. What chicks should do is grab a hold of the misguided fellow, and show him......if this fails FUCK IT, fake it and get it over with and change your number.
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Old Jan 23, 03
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i agree with that.

if the sex is boring, then its never hard to spice it up real fast.

just aim for the wrong hole, that always seems to work.

heh
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