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View Poll Results: Cruchy and Poppy, or Chewy like steak?
Crunchy with a *POP*? 1 12.50%
Chewy Like steak? 7 87.50%
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Old Nov 28, 02
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Stirfry Cocks: would they be crunchy? or chewy?
well?

i think if you had cocks and stirfryed them with soy sauce, and some other veggies thrown in, they would probably be chewy. like tough steak right? cause cocks are full of little tubules n stuff. probably really chewy and tough, like you'd have to use a steak knife.

but on the other hand, maybe they would be kindof cruchy, like they would go *POP* when you bit down on them. sortof like caviar.

i guess it would also depend on when they were harvested. like if they were erect or not....

your thoughts?

--Joanne :P
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Old Nov 28, 02
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i don't eat meat.
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Old Nov 28, 02
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i don't eat cock.
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Old Nov 28, 02
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That is fucking disgusting ok.
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Old Nov 28, 02
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crunchy..deffinitly crunchy
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Old Nov 28, 02
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it would be rubbery like squid
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Old Nov 29, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by bananasinpjs:

i guess it would also depend on when they were harvested. like if they were erect or not....

--Joanne :P
i dont think that'd matter because if they were harvested erect the blood would just drain out...

john
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(i dont know why im even replying to this thread)
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Old Nov 29, 02
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me and oliver were talking about this last night...wtf!?!?!?!?

hahahahah remember oliver? oily dick? with oil running down your jaw and cheeks?
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Old Nov 29, 02
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u would definetly have to use a steak knife on it
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Old Nov 29, 02
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This thread is fuc$%&@king disgusting! <holds his crotch> Sheeeeeeeiiiiiit... You ain't stir-frying my manhood yo!
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Old Nov 29, 02
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u would definetly have to use a steak knife on it
*shudders*

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Old Nov 29, 02
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:soak:

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Old Nov 29, 02
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ever watched fear factor?

they would definately be chewy
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Old Nov 30, 02
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SLICE N DICE
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Old Nov 30, 02
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ew..
im sorry..
cock doesnt go in my mouth
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Old Nov 30, 02
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I LIKE TO EAT COCK
stirfried cock, deep fried cock, cock on a shish cabob (sp?), cock burritos
mmmmm cock :tounge1:
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Old Nov 30, 02
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if someone were to put a cock in a blender and make an energy drink/shake, would you drink it/
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Old Dec 01, 02
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mmm...stir-fried cock

I can see Martha Stewart inviting a famous asian chef to demonstrate the ancient art of stir-fried cock. Now Martha, slowly brown the medallions of cock with a little ginger and sesame oil, don't over cook! It should be crunchy, but not hard. Then add your vegetables. Serve hot with rice.

Stir-Fry cock, It's A Good Thing!
(i'll be she'll be making lots of that when she's in jail!)
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Old Dec 01, 02
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gotta love that stir fry cock!! hehehehe
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