The Etard's Checklist

[Phrenetic]

-gum/pacifier
you can do this but true Rollers bite through there lip over the course of the night. you mouth will feel very big and you will want to bite down hard for this reason

-chap-stick
well because you just did a enough E to kill a small dog you will be dancing all night to speed garage and not drinking and fluids, you will be dehydrated and you will just put some gunk on your lips and you will be emidiatly better. horray!

-water, whole lotta water
drink fliuds so you dont apss out and go into a coma. dont drink so much you get water poisoning cause that cant be good

-gatorate or other sports drink
if you are really gangsta you will equalize the salt and water combo in your body with these, just like football players!

-sunglasses
your eyes will be really big and you will put these rad things on to hide the fact that your completly geeked on crank, but we can all tell non the less.

-condoms
used for the one below, but you wont use it anyway

-an underage girl
most people that are so high they can see for miles have a female escort that if they were caught would not pass go, they would go directly to jail, they are usually more fucked out of there tree then there partner

-crackers
salty goodness if you feel you drank too much water

-kandi...
tastes good and brings you back to grade 6. reminding you of when you where a kindi kid

-money plus extra change
you godda maintain that high with more drugs and you date will want glowsticks for 5 dollars each

-music
you need something to grind your teeth to

-LED lights
for lightshows of course

-cell phone
so you can call up a relitive you havent seen in 4 years to say how much you love them.