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Old Apr 14, 07
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Blazing vs. your job......... the shake??

So I recently quit smoking dope for the purpose of driving truck throughout western Canada and USA....... basically, my boss gave me a raise and a brand spankin new $150,000 truck; the kicker is that I have to pass a drug+alcohol piss test required by the marijuana-inept American government.

My question to you is....... has anyone used the 'shake' or anything other cleansing product with good results?? I wanna pass the initial test legitimately for my own reasons, but after that I dont want to worry about having a bong hoot after work and being randomly tested, which im subject to once Im in the border crossing program......... Should I test positive for THC, Ive gotta goto dope smoking counselling for 2 weeks (hah!) or find a new job.

My test is in a few weeks which my boss ensures me will be enough time to burn off the huge amount of cannabanoids in my system, but I wanna quit smoking 2 weeks before and detox just to be sure......... since there is quite a bit on the line.

So.... can anyone that has worked in the mining, oil, trucking whatever industry that requires drug screening shed some light??

Ive got enough room in this truck to set up my decks, mixer and some lil monitors for when I hit the highway.. eheheheh stoked.

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Old Apr 14, 07
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read up on how the GI's pass the drug tests in the army. Lots of water before the tests and a couple detoxers.
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Old Apr 14, 07
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Vinegar, drink as much vinegar as you can.
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Old Apr 14, 07
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Cranberry Juice is also a good healthy dieuretic too!
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Old Apr 14, 07
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Vinegar, drink as much vinegar as you can.
Ive heard of this, has it worked for you?....... A good topic for Mythbusters methinks
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Old Apr 14, 07
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try wikipedia, they pobably have some good facts
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Old Apr 14, 07
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The Original Whizzinator - HOME - Pass Your Drug Test!
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Old Apr 14, 07
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^

cant go wrong with a fake hammer lol
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Old Apr 14, 07
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Ive heard of this, has it worked for you?....... A good topic for Mythbusters methinks
DON'T drink vinegar hahaha. It will inhibit your breathing and you could die. Drink cranberry juice and water and lots of it right up until the test. Take some vitamin C as well.
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Old Apr 15, 07
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lol why did i get bad karma for this thread?
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Old Apr 15, 07
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Our clip valve, which releases the urine can make a slight snap sound when it is opened. Try disguising the sound by clearing your throat or coughing as you open it. To operate The Whizzinator, hold the prosthesis with one hand and pinch it just behind the head to prevent any flow as you open the clip valve with your other hand. Then, take the sample cup, relax the pinch and Whiz. This operation will approximate the natural way that you would urinate into a cup. Remember, practice makes perfect.
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Old Apr 15, 07
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^^That's great, I like how the black one is bigger^^
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Old Apr 15, 07
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I have no idea whether vinegar really works, but that's what I've heard.
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Old May 10, 07
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fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh

I passed with flying carpets! Now I can get a nexus pass and make some more cash.
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Old May 10, 07
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fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh

I passed with flying carpets! Now I can get a nexus pass and make some more cash.

If you wanna make more money with that Nexus pass,you should start driving tons of weed across. :amuse:
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Old May 11, 07
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fuck a job



i blaze all day everday!
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Old May 11, 07
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fuck a job



i blaze all day everday!
That was my attitude too when I was 16, then I took my head out of my ass.............
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Old May 11, 07
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That was my attitude too when I was 16, then I took my head out of my ass.............
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