Cannabis Now Worse Than The Nazis

[esoter1c]

CANNABIS is now more evil than the Nazis and smoking the drug is worse for the brain than watching Richard Madeley on television, new research suggests.During the Sixties smoking dope was hardly evil at all, and the drug was more playful and slightly naughty, but in a nice way, a bit like Kenneth Williams.

In the Seventies and Eighties marijuana briefly became totally harmless and could be smoked by future Cabinet ministers up to the rank of Home Secretary without any effect on their brains whatsoever.

However, a massive increase in the strength of the drug since politicians all stopped using it has now made it more nasty and brutish than the combined evil of the Third Reich.

Professor Tom Booker, head of drug research at Glasgow’s Clyde University and the man who conducted the latest lengthy study into the drug, said: “Yeah, whatever.”

A spokesman for the University said: “The Nazi’s were very bad people but even they could not make a middle class white boy adopt dreadlocks for a hairstyle, or make a highly intelligent middle aged man crawl around the floor of his laboratory in his underpants weeping with laughter about nothing at all, and then eat his own weight in marshmallows.”

Following the promotion of cannabis to the top spot in the evilness rankings the top ten most evil things in the world are:

1. (-) Cannabis
2. (2) Tobacco
3. (4) Debt consolidation ads featuring Carol Vorderman
= 5. (1) Richard and Judy
= 5. (3) The Nazis
6. (-) Heathrow Airport
7. (5) Prince Phillip
8. (7) Joseph Stalin
9. (-) Noel Edmonds
10. (10) The Devil and all his minions

(Previous position in brackets)

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[NinjaBoy]

Satan is last place? You've been slacking dark prince, kick it up a notch this millenium.

Brimstone and shit, get on it.

[ebbomega]

Officially calling Godwin's on the War On Drugs. Now.

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

Satan is last place? You've been slacking dark prince, kick it up a notch this millenium.

Brimstone and shit, get on it.

Ever since Saddam was executed he's been pretty down.

[Pennywise]

well, i'm fucked lol

[-evil-duerr-]

any pot thats worse than the nazis must be some killer shit.
I got 5 on it.

[Revolver]

i think fnk is eviler then the nazis.

[Big R]

where is ms tarantula on that list?





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wait for it....

[Gunter S]

it opens the third eye, that's why they hate it

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by Gunter S

it opens the third eye, that's why they hate it

But what opens the brown eye, that's the real mystery to life.

[Gunter S]

Originally Posted by esoter1c

But what opens the brown eye, that's the real mystery to life.

in your case just a bit of spit

[esoter1c]

Originally Posted by Gunter S

in your case just a bit of spit

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong.

That's where std's come from. :sick:

Jesus Murphy this thread just took a wrong turn down tubgirl street.:wacko:

[Gunter S]

so which brown eye did you mean?

[GSG9]

Originally Posted by esoter1c

or make a highly intelligent middle aged man crawl around the floor of his laboratory in his underpants weeping with laughter about nothing at all, and then eat his own weight in marshmallows.”

thats awesome




yeaa. if pots is as bad as 'they' say it is, then im pretty much fucked...

[Segued]

Originally Posted by NinjaBoy

Satan is last place? You've been slacking dark queen, kick it up a notch this millenium.
get on it.

im sorry!

[Mangle]

That's kind of misleading. The Nazis haven't had any real power in 60 years. Now Pot versus North Korea: there's a fight I'd like to see.