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Old Jul 20, 08
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i got mellow off hot chocolate

i think it's the other xanthines in it other than the caffeine, namely theobroma and theophyilline. the latter is a diuretic with minimal caffeine like effects while theobroma relaxes air passages, which makes it good for asthma. it also has a slight sedative property especially with loads of sugar.

tho the best to get is cacoa or dark chocolate. bitter chocolate is out because it's so bitter it makes me sneeze, just as high alcohol drinks are so powerful they make me sneeze too.
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you should write this in a diary or something.
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jenai. you are a goof.
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Old Jul 21, 08
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you should write this in a diary or something.

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Old Jul 21, 08
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what, like in the prison definition of the term?

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Old Jul 21, 08
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in other chocolate-related news, dark chocolate has the highest antioxidant content of products containing xanthines.

time to research "asay."
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i've had açai once, i think, but not as Jamba Juice.

it was some product in a bottle from Mac's or 7-11, mixed with grape juice to counteract the acidity. It's very doubtful that could be used as a base for some homemade kitchen wine, fermenting in a corner of the kitchen counter during the summer, considering the acidity.

Tho citric acid is tartier, açai is IMHO so tarty it could stand on the corner of 104th Ave and King George Hwy and look prettier than that hooker on my Facebook (a hint to people who have my Facebook).

I wonder if the makers of Xoçai added dark chocolate also because all the healthy fat in it will protect your tongue from sour, and let the sweetness overpower it and the bitterness of whatever it is that makes cacoa bitter, which i think is a xanthine derivative.

tho, IMHO healthfood candy should have protein rich in both tryptophan and tyrosine, since these two amino acids provide the two most important neurotransmitters in psychoneuropharmacology, dopamine and serotonin, as well as melatonin and thyrosine. tho hemp seed oil and passionfruit concentrate can tweak the blend.

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i've had açai once, i think, but not as Jamba Juice.

it was some product in a bottle from Mac's or 7-11, mixed with grape juice to counteract the acidity. It's very doubtful that could be used as a base for some homemade kitchen wine, fermenting in a corner of the kitchen counter during the summer, considering the acidity.

Tho citric acid is tartier, açai is IMHO so tarty it could stand on the corner of 104th Ave and King George Hwy and look prettier than that hooker on my Facebook (a hint to people who have my Facebook).

I wonder if the makers of Xoçai added dark chocolate also because all the healthy fat in it will protect your tongue from sour, and let the sweetness overpower it and the bitterness of whatever it is that makes cacoa bitter, which i think is a xanthine derivative.

tho, IMHO healthfood candy should have protein rich in both tryptophan and tyrosine, since these two amino acids provide the two most important neurotransmitters in psychoneuropharmacology, dopamine and serotonin, as well as melatonin and thyrosine. tho hemp seed oil and passionfruit concentrate can tweak the blend.
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^^^ then why are you reading?
he has the right to post things just like ppcock does! LOL
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Old Jul 21, 08
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I'm not contesting his right to post, just saying this one altho abit off kilter is pointless. He has been comedy gold in the past.
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what, like in the prison definition of the term?

id tend to agree.
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I'm not contesting his right to post, just saying this one altho abit off kilter is pointless. He has been comedy gold in the past.
ive always thought he's been off kilter...
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Just showing that anandamine receptors don't really need cannaboids to affect them, given that a healthy dose of omega-3 fatty acids, vitamins and minerals (especially the Bs, C and D, plus magnesium, calciul and zinc), and other nutrients are present in optimal amounts.

Bingeing on pot and junkfood may affect them but at the cost of their survival.
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ive always thought he's been off kilter...
Very true
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Tho citric acid is tartier, açai is IMHO so tarty it could stand on the corner of 104th Ave and King George Hwy and look prettier than that hooker on my Facebook (a hint to people who have my Facebook).

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we can always count on jenai for health food tips laced with metaphors relating to his experiences with prostitutes.
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For your health?!?
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