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Old Jan 14, 04
>o.0<
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
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WTF?!? What's with Japanese people??




This just scares me... I mean what if the thing malfunctioned and ripped your dick off??
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Old Jan 14, 04
Guess who'se bizzack
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Hahahahahahha. That just made my day. Thx cerah. Those are made for really really really lonely people. With no hands to please themselves. :041:
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Old Jan 14, 04
fanfuckintabulous
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
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haha omg where do they come up with these ideas
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Old Jan 14, 04
~*~§hAkE uR BoDy~*~
 
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lmao .. thats fucking funny....
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Old Jan 14, 04
JUNGALITHP MAATHIV
 
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......they're awesome?
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Old Jan 14, 04
i really look like this!
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
yoko* is a jewel in the roughyoko* is a jewel in the roughyoko* is a jewel in the roughyoko* is a jewel in the roughyoko* is a jewel in the rough
proud to be japanese,
definately.


thumbs up.
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Old Jan 14, 04
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
*STARFISH* is on a distinguished road
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Originally posted by yoko*
proud to be japanese,
definately.


thumbs up.
i second that. :keebler:
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Old Jan 14, 04
i really look like this!
 
Join Date: Apr 2001
yoko* is a jewel in the roughyoko* is a jewel in the roughyoko* is a jewel in the roughyoko* is a jewel in the roughyoko* is a jewel in the rough
"the Super Ona Machine"

at the top it says, "powerful movement like never before!"

the description says: "Because it is a hands free machine, if you are watching porn, you can adjust the "up and down excerise" speed to suit the content of the movie, giving you a sense of being a character within the movie. Even while reading magazines, you can flip the pages, so you can read your favorite "graphia (pornography)" and have a good time. A virtual world, like never before!

With every purchase comes a 120mL of SOM lubricant.
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Old Jan 14, 04
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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OMFG
ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
thats sooo funny
man i cant wait till i grad jap class so i can read stuff like that
omg thank you that was great
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Old Jan 14, 04
Mizz Dancin Queen
 
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lmao!! they always come up with some good stuff..i wonder how many speeds it has

Last edited by ashley112; Jan 14, 04 at 01:01 PM.
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Old Jan 14, 04
Go Canucks Go!!
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
KenJi is on a distinguished road
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Originally posted by *STARFISH*


i second that. :keebler:
I third that :)
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Old Jan 14, 04
Registered User
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG i cant believe anyone would ever make one of thoes!
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Old Jan 14, 04
NO ORGIES FOR YOU!
 
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crackdragon will become famous soon enough
wtf?? That just looks wrong and painful
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Old Jan 14, 04
punch me please
 
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i want that in my a-hole
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Old Jan 14, 04
rockstar
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by yoko*
&quot;the Super Ona Machine&quot;

at the top it says, &quot;powerful movement like never before!&quot;

the description says: &quot;Because it is a hands free machine, if you are watching porn, you can adjust the &quot;up and down excerise&quot; speed to suit the content of the movie, giving you a sense of being a character within the movie. Even while reading magazines, you can flip the pages, so you can read your favorite &quot;graphia (pornography)&quot; and have a good time. A virtual world, like never before!

With every purchase comes a 120mL of SOM lubricant.
Thanks for the translation Yoko! :keebler:
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Old Jan 14, 04
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Join Date: May 2003
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WOW! That thing is freakin expensive! 39,800 yen! Wholly fuck.. :284:
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Old Jan 14, 04
In illusion comfort lies
 
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Obviously designed for those unfamiliar with the concept of using the other hand to make it feel like someone else...
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Old Jan 14, 04
~FuK ^ DavÊ~
 
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well I guess its good for those poor people who've lost both arms in a war
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Old Jan 14, 04
in love with lostboyscout
 
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best thread ever!
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Old Jan 14, 04
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so ...how much does it cost to ship it out here?

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Old Jan 14, 04
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^^
worry about the price in Canadian first... it's expensive.
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Old Jan 14, 04
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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Here's a strange one, some kinda web cam girl that looks like an anime cartoon character or doll - http://sabrina.jp

Click on the SABRINow2 button - it might pop up a movie or maybe even a "live" person, I can't figure it out. They showed it on that funny talk show Unscrewed on the TechTV channel.

Definitely wierd stuff in Japan!
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Old Jan 15, 04
flick ma bean
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
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i fourth that!

heh japs rock
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Old Jan 15, 04
funked up
 
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you know you've gotten too lazy when you don;t want to jerk yourself off with your own hand anymore.......
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Old Jan 15, 04
~guttentite~
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
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omg... that has to be the weirdest thing i have ever seen
i wonder how many people have actually bought that??
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