When u orgasm in ur dreams

[Chi Chi]

Do you actually play with yourself? Ive had orgasms in my dreams and oh my gawd that would be the creapiest thing if I was somewhat consciece masterbating. I remember I was at this afterparty sketch thing like a year ago at some peoples house and we were all chillen in the room and there was this dude on the couch and he was masterbating while sleeping. It was creapy! I slapped him to make him stop cause I thought he was gonna cum in his pants right beside me. Creeeaaapy!!!!!!!

[cheeseburger]

That guy was pulling ur leg and pretending to sleep!

roffle

i knew chicks could have wet dreams, thx!

[c.tard]

What would be so creepy about masturbating in your sleep? It's a little weird.. but look at all the other things people do in their sleep. People will sleep walk, talk, flail, hit themselves, scratch insanely.. why not masturbate?! :P

[shorerider]

Igave up wet dreams when Iwas 13 ;)

I do wake up with chubs a lot, but I usually hafta pee real bad.

Morning wood is cuz at 8 am boys are at their sexual peak for the day, having spent the whole evening recovering and resting, our testosterone is at it's peak. It's nature's alarm clock.

P.S. whenever I get hella drunk, no matter how hung I am, the next mornig I am horny as hell. wierd, huh?
P.P.S. One night at home, I started belting out at the top of my lungs Micheal Jackson-Black or White. weird shit, dude. but not as bad as the ex GF who used to have conversations with me when I talked in my sleep :S

[mojo]

was this sketch in newton in some dudes basment?^^^

[Jingles]

I doubt you are doing much to yourself in your sleep - but if you are really curious, smell your fingers

and I don't think that guy yanking in his sleep was kidding around, I've seen it happen too

[Chet]

either way
thats going to be my excuse from now on

but from what I've heard, you can wank it in your sleep

[r@V3r_rAy]

^^ lol

[sNyx]

ok after best thead ever.

[Chi Chi]

Chet - the after party was in some dudes basement in new west.

[SomeGuy]

oh man.. this is the funniest thread.. haha..

Morning wood blows cause you alway's gotta piss really really bad in the morning.. and shorerider I think all men get horny as fuck while drunk, hungover, high, happy... anything set's off the hormones.. mine at least :P

[Chet]

^ yup even when I'm sad or depressed I'm still horny
it's messed up, nothing is sexier than crying your way through sex or masterbating

[Kraig]

Michelle... you are fricken hilarious for posting this!!!

What about you Chi-Chi... do you masterbate in your sleep?

[Bengal-Bangle]

hahahhahaahahahha chet "nothing is sexier than crying your way through sex or masterbating"
soo good

ha oh yes chi chi, do share

[Chi Chi]

Ive gotten off in my sleep, I dunno if I was touching myself though.

[MistressSpankME]

Bahaha I remember you telling me that Michelle.
I've seen it happen, or at least start before. Someone was having a "sex dream" and touched himself, but me giggling kind of snapped him out of it. I thought it was cute,. but I"m, sure if I didn't know the guy so well I'd be creeped out too. Especially considering I was beside him.

[sNyx]

Originally posted by Chi Chi
Ive gotten off in my sleep, I dunno if I was touching myself though.

chichi I see you touching yourself as you spin.. who knows what you do in bed

scary thoughts :shake:

Originally posted by Chi Chi
Do you actually play with yourself? Ive had orgasms in my dreams and oh my gawd that would be the creapiest thing if I was somewhat consciece masterbating. I remember I was at this afterparty sketch thing like a year ago at some peoples house and we were all chillen in the room and there was this dude on the couch and he was masterbating while sleeping. It was creapy! I slapped him to make him stop cause I thought he was gonna cum in his pants right beside me. Creeeaaapy!!!!!!!

hahah nice!
I have orgasimed in my sleep...well it climaxed to that then woke up and SHAZAM! hehe

[Rhianna]

I have orgasms in my sleep all the time. I'll usually wake up half way through. I think it's all mental because I've never woken up w/ my hands done my undies. Either way they’re fun to have.

[kimmay candy]

haha this was a funny thread. I have had dreams of sex or sumthing and I have been having a orgasm in my dream and work up to being right in the middle of it! lol..its a lil freaky deekey..but what ever blows your load! :284:

[Courtney]

HAHA BEST POST EVER!

[baby_bluez]

its fuckin dope... its like... u think ur just dreaming it then when u wake up, ur shits all tingly and its like WHOA what just happened here!!!??? then u pass out back into the best sleep ever.

[mosaic]

Originally posted by Jingles:
I doubt you are doing much to yourself in your sleep - but if you are really curious, smell your fingers

lol! that was great! :hehe:

[Hot Karl]

Originally posted by Chet
^ yup even when I'm sad or depressed I'm still horny
it's messed up, nothing is sexier than crying your way through sex or masterbating

don't forget to sob. sobbing is what makes it even better

[justa~gurl]

i do that ever so often... it's always really powerful in my sleep. i almost peak, but then i wake myself up when i geuss i try to finish the job manually but then it goes away when i wake up.. so actually.. im not too sure if i actually get to the orgasm.. but i sure as heeeell feel somethng going on down town