Mine and my friend Magda's Big Cock Poem * AHEM *

[Chi Chi]

I wrote a poem....*ahem* here goes...

There once was a big ol cock,
too big for even a sock,
my ass couldn't handle it,
that big fuckin' piece of shit.

We went out and bought some lube,
a great big muthafuckin' tube,
no matter how hard we tried,
the cock wouldn't fit inside.

Then my asshole started to ache,
we decided we'd take a break,
did it missionary for a while,
FUCK MISSIONARY, that ain't my style

What is the moral of the poem?
JUST LEAVE THE BIG COCKS ALONE
unless your asshole is untight,
a 10 inch cock is a fright!

[justin]

bahahahah
a masterpiece!!

[sweet~kandy]

Hahahahaha Nice poem girls!!!

Magda.. was she at Oh Funky... is this the same Magda that I know... an awsome sweet person....??

[Magi]

here's my Cock poem:


an indian stick
is a big tall totem

underneath MY stick
is a big swinging _______.




:284:


Lovely poem btw...

I bet he was black :D :D :D

[Ragga_Wh0re]

SCROTUM!!!!!!

[bungoshlung]

is magda polish?

[Cowboy]

plz tell me that magda's last name isn't suric.....

corrie

[Courtney]

this poem is fuckin classik!!!

[specialkonrd]

Originally posted by bungoshlung
is magda polish?

if she's polish i'd like to meet her

[specialkonrd]

is it the same magda i already met?

[Sue Bitch]

girl i love it :284:

[watscum]

did the inspiration come from a personal experience?

thats all i wanna know :)