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Sep 25, 03
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Hungover vs retarded
I'm one of those lucky people who never gets a hangover. On the other hand, I wake up retarded and confused. I feel like I'm still kinda drunk but I don't think I am. Who out there is cursed with hangovers and who is lucky enough to wake up retarded?
This morning I woke up to see that the movie I was watching (silence of the lambs) was finished and rewound and sticking out of my VCR. My stereo was playing System of a down, and the cap from my bottle of Vodka was lying on the bed with me, however the bottle itself was empty in the living room, I have no idea how it got there. For some wierd reason my left hip is sore today, and I am totally uncoordinated. I was planning on going job hunting today but considering I got up at about 20 after 3PM and I'm stumbling around like a Special Olympics champion, I doubt that would be a good idea. I'm gonna go fall down some stairs or something. 
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Sep 25, 03
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ohhh man... when i get hungover i feel so sick to my tummy and dont want to move the next day.... oooo i hate hang overs... will i ever learn my lesson!
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Sep 25, 03
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Well if science has given us anything, it's a simple cure for nausea......Marajuana! If it's good enough for cancer patients, it's good enough for me. I find that the morning after a long night of drinking, one good bowl does the trick. It settles your tummy and eases whatever head pains you may have. You don't need to get completely baked, you just need a lil buzz and all your pain will melt away. Fuck, I sound like a comercial. Mary-Jane, have you had your pot today?
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Sep 25, 03
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yah.... on friday i went drinking and the morning after i went to playland and i was feeling soo icky... and i smoke 2 joitns and i was fine..... good advice!!!
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Sep 25, 03
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You're one of the few people who actually put thought into thier avatar and learn from it. You smoked 2 joints. I have a picture of my chinchilla Nugget in my avatar. In fact I'm gonna go poke her right now......aawww she's so soft and retarded, like me.
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Sep 25, 03
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No way u have a chinchilla?? werd those things are quite cute and soft hehe
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Sep 25, 03
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Yup, sure do. Have you ever seen one of them take a bath? They can't get water on thier fur cause it's too fine and it would get all clumped together if it got wet. So they have this grey dust that you put in a baking dish(that's what I use) and they hop in the dish and roll around in it. It's the cutest, yet most retarded thing I've ever seen.
My favorite pick-up line is: Ya wanna come over to my place and play with my chinchilla? That way if they get offended, I can say "You sick fuck! I wasn't being perverted, I really own a chinchilla. Get your mind out of the gutter!" Soooo ya wanna come over and play with my chinchilla or what?
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Sep 25, 03
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i would love to see your chinchilla roll around in the dust...
" another one bites the dust " :smoke1:
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Sep 25, 03
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Sep 25, 03
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i was just gonna say SMOKE A DUBE itll cure it and you can finally eat too .. haha i love pot and if you hav ne kinda headache whats better advil with codein
 or a dubie!! DDUBBIE!!! ovious or if you need sleep smoke one ahhh i love budz :keebler: :PartEkid: :kam:
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