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  #76 (permalink)  
Old Jan 07, 04
in love with lostboyscout
 
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  #77 (permalink)  
Old Jan 07, 04
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Originally posted by ebbomega


BULL FUCKING SHIT.

My ratio of pussy-licking-to-head-receiving timewise is approximately 10:1. I'm fairly certain others would back me up in this.
Can't say that i would, my hard work downsouth is always done well, knowing that in return my manhood is going to completely dissapear into a nice warm..... well you get the picture. If you're serious about the 10:1 ratio then you either got some serious hygeine problems down below that should be taken care of or you mixin up with the wrong bitch/bitches whatever your case may be.
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Old Jan 07, 04
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^^ haha
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Old Jan 08, 04
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Hi...

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Old Jan 08, 04
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Fuck you Candy Killer you fucking retard .
Also....Fuck you Liquid Spawn .
Thank you come again .
oh boy... you still dont get it do ya? why you saying fuck you to liquid spawn? you are one stupid guy. Read this whole thread 3 or 4 times if you have to, then maybe the light bulb above your pointy head will turn on. Now wipe up the drool from your chin and lap and get a clue son.

And what's this "Thank you come again" bullshit fool. Kinda sounds like your moms response to my load devouring her wrinkly ass face.

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Old Jan 08, 04
HOEEEDUUHHH
 
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hahahaha THAT WAS FUCKING GOLD^^^

"I luv it, i luv, i luv it baby,i LOVE this shit.I love gettin my pussy ate,I love when a ***** see me masterbate,I love when you nut all in my face,i love it baby but i cant stand the taste"
HAHAHAH best song ever "i love by too short" :D :c-tard: :D :c-tard: :PartEkid: :moon: :284: :tounge1:

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Old Jan 08, 04
Guess who'se bizzack
 
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fuck Belms thx for the tip fellas



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-LiQuiD_sPaWn


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What did i say or do? lol
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Old Jan 08, 04
HOEEEDUUHHH
 
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hahahah hahaha read the whole thread my dear n then youll know
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Old Jan 08, 04
Guess who'se bizzack
 
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lol how retarded i feel now. Fucking command got me again. lol
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Old Jan 08, 04
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Originally posted by Belms
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lol how retarded i feel now. Fucking command got me again. lol
dont feel retarded, command got you again? meaning second time? SMITCHP has been told about 7 times and still cant figure it out along with not being able to figure out how to tie his own shoelaces, or feed himself, or wipe his own ass etc.. so dont feel bad.

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Old Jan 08, 04
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I love giving my man head. I don't do it all the time though, because I think he appreciates it more when I do. :D
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Old Jan 08, 04
Don't Believe The Hype
 
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Originally posted by ebbomega


BULL FUCKING SHIT.

My ratio of pussy-licking-to-head-receiving timewise is approximately 10:1. I'm fairly certain others would back me up in this.

And I have an inkling that the percentage of straight males who dislike eating pussy is rather slim.
Where the fuck do you get your stats from, Dave?
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Old Jan 09, 04
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I love giving my man head. I don't do it all the time though, because I think he appreciates it more when I do. :D
Well you're wrong, he will appreciate it more if you did it all the time..... and i mean all the time, make sure you tend to his balls too they can feel left out.
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Old Jan 09, 04
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Originally posted by diva


Where the fuck do you get your stats from, Dave?
Number of girls I've banged: 10
Number of girls that have attempted to give me head: 6
Number of girls who gave me said head on a regular basis whilst we were banging: 3
Number of girls of said regular basis head that amount to about 2% of the sex I've had: 1.

Which leaves 2 regular-basis head giver. One was for about 4 months and then we hit massive dry spell and for some strange reason didn't give me any head at all in that period. The other was only a month. So I have four months of regular head there.

Now, girls that I've given head to: 9
Girls who I've given head to at least 75% of the time we've banged: 8.

And both the exceptions were one-night dealies. Which leaves me at about a good steady 80% per-bangage rate, versus about (let's say a total of 2 years and 8 months of steady bangage vs. 5 months of steady head) so 15%.

10 to 1 was a bit of an exagerration there. 5 to 1 would be more appropriate. I dunno. I pulled it out of my ass.

So I stand corrected. But I don't see how it weakens my point that much. That's still a solid 83.3% of the head being given by me as opposed to received.
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Old Jan 09, 04
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^ You're still only using yourself as an example.

You suck at giving face.
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Old Jan 10, 04
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^ You're still only using yourself as an example.
Did I say I was speaking for anyone else?

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You suck at giving face.
No gag reflex my ass.
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Old Jan 11, 04
My wOrDz ArE wEaPoNs
 
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Originally posted by candy_killer


oh boy... you still dont get it do ya? why you saying fuck you to liquid spawn? you are one stupid guy. Read this whole thread 3 or 4 times if you have to, then maybe the light bulb above your pointy head will turn on. Now wipe up the drool from your chin and lap and get a clue son.

And what's this "Thank you come again" bullshit fool. Kinda sounds like your moms response to my load devouring her wrinkly ass face.
bwa hahahahaa oooh goddd that was good shit bro hahahaha let 'em know!

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Old Jan 16, 04
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I've noticed nobody here has mentioned the L word you know love. Call me old fashioned but i think the only time it's enjoyable is when you love the person you're giving it too. Putting some strange guys genitals in my mouth is not exactly my idea of a day at the carnaval, Maybe others see it differently. I'd just make sure your man takes a little trip down south before you do him any favors.
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Old Jan 16, 04
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this thread is W-I-C-K-E-D! :smoke1:
thx for the info ladies! :keebler:
LOL.. cus i always thought that 60-70% of the girls really think the fukin dick is disgusting.. :284:

and for the (you)command thing... HAHAHAHAHAHA! :moon:
i keep my mouth shut, but i'll still be laughing inside!!!!!!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

(i think to those ppl... they ONLY know how to fail every single test in their life! so i guess u ppl should vote for something good to add on transit when the olympic thing makes our city rich, cus getting ur L & N would be even harder than the cocks we r talking about here in this thread.. HAHA!)

:kam: :kam: :kam: :kam: :kam: :kam: :kam: :kam: :kam: :kam: :kam: :kam: :kam: :kam:

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Old Jan 16, 04
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i quite enjoy giving my bf head... i love seeing the look on his face and how much fun he is having :PartEkid:
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Old Jan 16, 04
My wOrDz ArE wEaPoNs
 
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love is overrated
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Old Jan 16, 04
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Originally posted by LiQuiD_SpAwN
fuck [you] :D:D:D thx for the tip fellas
Thanks for playing.

Ive done the same thing to "noobs" for years on other msg boards.

Its kind of shitty to be one myself for once.

Karma licks.

See you on the floor at "Zen" and "kiss".

peace.
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Old Jan 16, 04
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Oops, just read the rest of this thread. I fell for it.

Fucking noobs.
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Old Jan 16, 04
Just chillaxin
 
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Originally posted by party_babe
im definatley not ashamed to say that for me its something that can be enjoyed with the RIGHT guy...but thats the way everything sexually is for me
I respect that :keebler:
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Old Jan 28, 04
~°enjoy°~
 
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Who doesn't love giving head???
I luv it. It gives me an awesome feeling teasing a guy and to watch the reactions and get down and dirrtey! :c-tard:
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