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Old Jan 23, 04
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MDMA, sex, and humanity on mars by 2050

Well, okay, nothing really to do with Mars here, but we're still talking about mdma and sex.

See, now the problem here has to do with the combination of these two fine things. My girlfriend and I are celebrating an aniversarly tomorrow night, and we decided that we're going to stay in and do some drugs - all fun and fine - candles, play time, probably a bath in there. Sounds great. Problem comes in when the inevitable (and much desired) retire to the bedroom comes - you see, I've tried the sex-on-E thing a couple of times before and its never really worked out the way I want. Generally I have a hard time keeping an erection, which is naturally problematic. The other problem that sometimes crops up is that I'm so fucking blissed-out that I get totally distracted and lose all rythm, flow, or sense of whats going on. Are these problems any of you others share? Tips? Or any other suggestions as to what two lovers high out of their minds should get upto on an aniversary?

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Old Jan 23, 04
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Hehehe that's why you need to use G :) Or maybe make your E little speedy .
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Old Jan 23, 04
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hahah good one year anniversary plan
shes a very lucky girl :D:D:D
CONGRATS!
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Old Jan 23, 04
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one year?

try four.
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Old Jan 23, 04
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easy, i know what u mean but i never had that prob, one time we were so high we just kept getting distracted to finish so we stopped and smoked a doob, other times we would just go at it for a long time till climax, trick is u gotta focus ur complete attention on the act, and really really focus and if u do, the end result will be better then anything ever felt before... can take upwards of 45-1:30 or more of no stopping for one second, just keep a steady beat. takes alot longer then u expect but it'll happen...tip: doggy style will take less energy, and believe me ur gonna need it to go crazy for that long...
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Old Jan 23, 04
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maybe do some drugs other than e beforehand, and then when the fun in the bed is over do the e... or better yet, take the e halfway through the sex that way you two will peak while doing it.. that sounds fun!
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Old Jan 23, 04
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thats a good suggestion actually.

Though its always a bit trickier to time that kind of thing with pills. We are unfortunately sans crystals this time.
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Old Jan 23, 04
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nothing says "I love you" like hardcore flaily ghb fucking.
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Old Jan 23, 04
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Generally I have a hard time keeping an erection, which is naturally problematic.
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Old Jan 23, 04
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when you do it you take less and/or focus FOCUS FOCUS!!!

or just not do drugs i dono if id consider that romantic lol
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Old Jan 23, 04
dumb it down, would ya?
 
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it was the mars that lured me in :(
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Old Jan 23, 04
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nothing says a romantic annerversary like E and some dirty sex
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Old Jan 23, 04
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oh and once u learn how to use your dick u wont have any more problems... <tip
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Old Jan 23, 04
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My suggestion would be to just tell her beforehand so that she knows it might not happen. Try it at least because it could turn out that this could be the one time it could happen.

Being high while having sex can suck because it's during the act that you realize how fucked up you are. My only probelm I've ever encountered is not finishing for amlost 5 hours...after another couple we were like "Ok, it obviously isn't gonna happen...why don't we smoke a joint?"

Good luck though :c-tard:
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Old Jan 24, 04
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it was the mars that lured me in :(
same. :n:
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Old Jan 24, 04
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buy some sex toys :c-tard:

that way, even if you can;t get it up, you guys can still have some hella good times.

OR

get ahold of some viagra or something... i dunno
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Old Jan 24, 04
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ummm...on e foolin around...ummm
have u ever tried training yourself
cause on e...its hard to get the boat to float
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Old Jan 24, 04
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^ thank you captain obvious
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Old Jan 24, 04
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pop a half cap of E, and a half cap of viagra, and have some fuckin fun.lol
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