pick up lines

[BeatItFarmer]

guess this one can fit in this forum....so what are ur favorite pick up lines....both to use and just to have used on u ....
mine would have to be "Nice shoes, (dramatic pause) let's fuck!"

[justin]

no no, its Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

heheh :)

[Cowboy]

if u were a booger....id pick u first...

bwahahahaha!!!
i dont' know if id actually use that one though...maybe if i didn't care if it worked on her or not....

corrie

[omega_image]

"is ur name gillette? cuz ur the best a man can get!"
-adam

[victor h.]

do u play the trombone?? cus ur making me horny...


bahah tel u something..my friend is a
pianist [pronounced pee-an-ist] tromBONER


=)

[KeeBLeR]

(spoken to a non korean person)
do you have any korean in you? no? want some?

Badum .. CHING!

you have stunning ankles! i bet they look real nice behind your ears!

Baadum.. Ching!

hi ive just been diagnosed with a rare form of dioxcylmulitorganitis and can only be cured by sex.

BAAAADUM ... eh not that funny

[Cowboy]

Originally posted by KeeBLeR
(spoken to a non korean person)
do you have any korean in you? no? want some?

Badum .. CHING!

you have stunning ankles! i bet they look real nice behind your ears!

Baadum.. Ching!

hi ive just been diagnosed with a rare form of dioxcylmulitorganitis and can only be cured by sex.

BAAAADUM ... eh not that funny

what do u mean...that last one's gold...

corrie

[MC Hammered]

My eskimo is getting cold. Mind if he comes inside your igloo?

OR!

'I taste great and I'm less filling' (If you don't get it, you need to watch more beer commercials)

OR!

I hear protien is good for the complexion. Care for an injection?

[Porpentine]

"what's your middle name?"

haha not that effective...they all just thought i was weird.

still fun!

-lauren

[bob]

i think i'll stick with "get in the car..."

[LiLRuKuS]

i lost my teddy bear will yoo sleep with me tonite???

[galaxie]

Originally posted by LiLRuKuS
i lost my teddy bear will yoo sleep with me tonite???

werd, that's the best pickup line if you're a girl!
=)

[LiLRuKuS]

hehe yeah but i've never tired it so i wouldn't know for sure

if i could pick a star out of the sky everytime i thought of yoo i'd have the whole universe in my hands

if i could rearange the alphabet i'd put U and I together

hows that for some pimp pick up lines!!! haha

[BeatItFarmer]

No really drink,.....I swear I didn't put anything in it

[Cowboy]

Originally posted by BeatItFarmer
No really drink,.....I swear I didn't put anything in it

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHHAHAAHA H!!!!!

sick but funny...jus the way i like em...

corrie

[dragon boi]

"are u a theif?" "cause i think u just stole my heart"

sooo corny

"ummmm......ummmmmm........wanna......um mmmmm......go ......ummmmmm.....out...ummm...with...um mmm....me?"

"women say that my third leg is longer than my right and left"

"are u bi??" "cause my wife wants to join in"

"hi!, im horny....how bout u?"

"would u like to use my stir stick?"

[SoniK]

Im ugly, I'll give you 5 bux if you fuck me.


It hasnt worked at parties..... yet.


- SoniK

[dragon boi]

"mu hotdog needs a bun can u help????"

[redrum]

if ur white and in japan

"kimi wa kawaii desu yo!"

youll get soo much sex man believe me! :119:

[kandy kid]

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name ______? (Insert ridiculous name here)

[Gilkayo]

you know i had your number once...it was in a dream i had..i just cant make out the last two numbers so could you give it to me again?

it always works...

you have the most beautiful eyes.

or

hi im (put name here). whats yours..oh wait thats right angels dont have names.

i dont have funny ones!

[princess]

oh gawd. this one was actually used...
"are you legs tired???"
i go " huh?! what are you talkin bout??/"
" cuz you've been running through my mind all day..."

hehhehe had quite the good laugh. lame-oh.

[high-dee]

here are my favourite 2:

1. hi, my name is milk, and i can do your body good.

2. i may not be fred flintstone, but i can make your bed rock!

hahahaha!

ba dum dum CHING!

high-dee

[D]

HEY!!! You wanna fuck,,, or what???

haha

[manik]

"Um... *plays with hair* I never do this... *bites lower lip* I just can't help myself, you've got the most amazing ______ I've ever seen."

Something nice, not naughty. Eyes work well. This is for girls to guys. Makes the boy feel all warm and tingly inside. *teehees* Boys are so easy.

I'm such a bitch. =)