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Old Apr 26, 04
JELLY BULB!
 
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tales of embarassment while extremely stoned (add your own!)

all right i'll start things of with the time i was too stoned to figure out the mechanics of a blanket.

i kept getting confused as to how to unfold it. I don't know how long i struggled before my buddy tom just took it from me unfolded it while laughing.

add your own tales of mass embaressment. i'm sure you guys have much more thrilling ones then mine.
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Old Apr 26, 04
name: TEDDY
 
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when i begin to tell a story, then avert my eyes for one second then lose my train of though. and then i just stare at the wall for a few minutes, my friends laugh cuz it happens often. and then i'll begin another conversation.
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Old Apr 26, 04
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somked way too much my first time. I was almost in tears cause I couldn't figure out how to put my shoes on.

Needless to say, that was my last time.
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Old Apr 26, 04
name: TEDDY
 
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/\ seriously? that's shame.
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Old Apr 26, 04
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Originally Posted by Robb Peppertre
somked way too much my first time. I was almost in tears cause I couldn't figure out how to put my shoes on.

Needless to say, that was my last time.
thats your only experience with marijuana? That's so sad, honestly have a relaxing session with music you like, just a bit to start, and have delicious foods you enjoy handy.
Then once you cross over, the music will set the tone. Now any activity you enjoy regularly will be enhanced.
Although at some point you'll hit the wall and reach for those foods.
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Old Apr 26, 04
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last time i got really stoned..me and my friends went to the middle island at thetis lake(vic ppl know what i'm talkin about) well...we paddled out there in his rubber dingy(there was 5 of us) only 2 ppl could fit in cuz we had a shit load of bags...lots of weed, munchies, drinks..u know, the usual...anways, after smoking the equivlant(sp?) of 17 bowls outta the bong to myself..we decide to go back..i was so fucked up i couldnt stand..so they tossed me in the dingy and i had to jus sit there..after we got outta the water..there was no room in the car, so me and a friend had to walk home....that was 1 long assed walk back to wilkinson i'll tell u that
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Old Apr 26, 04
GO SENS!
 
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Cheebus: maybe later...
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Old Apr 26, 04
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Hmm... Nothing really stupid comes to mind but an early experience always makes me laugh.

A couple of buddies and I were camping out in a small cabin on Ridley Island (just across the harbor from Rupert) and got incredibly stoned. Something like 13 joints between the 3 of us. At one point we just stared at each other, then Matt says, "Hey! We're 'stoopy faced'!"

Stupid laughter ensued for a good 15-20 minutes.

Ah, to be young again.
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Old Apr 29, 04
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I was super hi (e/weed) at the last plaza party and was trying to get to the top of the theatre room but I kept first walking into the wall that curves around to the top row, and then would walk into ppl sitting down fully thinking noone was there lol...it was a disaster. That room always trips you out in the morning (esp. those fucked up visuals where you keep thinking you know what the picture is but you really don't as you keep noticing different shit)..
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Old Apr 29, 04
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mi ripped
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Old Apr 29, 04
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i don't think when I smoke pot. I was talking to a friend of a friend who is a dj...this chick was spinning jungle beside us...I told him she sucked....it was his girlfriend....woops.
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Old Apr 29, 04
°Discø Funk°
 
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One summer when I was in Grand Forks with my boyfriend we decided to take a little rubber dingy and go float down the river there. We loaded up the dingy with tons of munchies and a radio and things like that. Anyways, we got really really stoned and when we came up to a part of the river that was a little more rough than the rest we noticed a big piece of wood sticking out from the shore into the middle of the river. Being in the state we were we decided it was too much effort to try and paddle a safe distance from teh wood and that we would just let the dingy slide off it. But once we were about 3 feet from it we noticed a bunch of nails sticking out of it! Our dingy got slashed and went down in about 2 seconds. The water was to deep for us to stand in so we had to try and hold our cameras and stuff above the water while swimming at the same time. We managed to save the pot and my purse, that was it. Then we had to walk for about 2 hours in 42 degree weather up a huge hill all the way back to the car.
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Old Apr 29, 04
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but you saved the pot... and thats all that matters
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Old Apr 29, 04
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^^ Hey it made the walk back a lot better than it would have been if the pot had been lost to the savage river gods.
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Old Apr 30, 04
my jungle needs no king
 
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Im such a newbie (think first week of smoking up)that I smoked up all day Sunday then later, thinking Im sober I smoked hash oil and my legs fell off. Both legs were gone. Not just the broken one. I kept telling people that my legs were gone and then I tried to walk on my broken foot. I could see my legs but they were super hot and tingly and not really attached. They went in waves of hot crotch and super warm pins and needles. Couldnt keep my hands off myself.
*note to self stop being so damn vocal........*

Orgasmic simply orgasmic!

Last edited by junglequeen; Apr 30, 04 at 01:06 AM.
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Old Apr 30, 04
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Originally Posted by Oscar Da Grouc
last time i got really stoned..me and my friends went to the middle island at thetis lake(vic ppl know what i'm talkin about) well...we paddled out there in his rubber dingy(there was 5 of us) only 2 ppl could fit in cuz we had a shit load of bags...lots of weed, munchies, drinks..u know, the usual...anways, after smoking the equivlant(sp?) of 17 bowls outta the bong to myself..we decide to go back..i was so fucked up i couldnt stand..so they tossed me in the dingy and i had to jus sit there..after we got outta the water..there was no room in the car, so me and a friend had to walk home....that was 1 long assed walk back to wilkinson i'll tell u that
hahaha almost as bad as the walk from ashleys to ur house eh
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Old Apr 30, 04
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ive smoked to much to remember anything from more then a a year or 2 ago but I do remember us smoking an incredibly large doob I think it was a 16 paper in a camper van and my buddy getting so stoned he yelled at us not to pass him the doob any more and got very angry and broke our box.. Suffice to say he did help us hotknife the roach
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Old May 02, 04
Crack Is Bad!
 
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I remember this one time, my friend Cam was spending the night at my place. We had been drinking some, and smoking a whole shitload of pot... about halfway through the night - and halfway through the ounce of weed, we decided to go for a walk.

At the time, I was living in James Bay (Vic peeps will know this) and most of our walks were to beacon hill, & along dallas road.

This time, however, we decided to wander off in a different direction, see if we could go somewhere else...

Well.... after wandering along for about an hour, we had not managed to make it out of my immediate neighbourghood, and somehow managed to get hopelessly lost.

It took us a few joints, and at least another 45 min to discover that my apartment was about 4 blocks away, and actually manage to find it..
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Old May 02, 04
_-=Boondock Saint=-_
 
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hahaha almost as bad as the walk from ashleys to ur house eh

hah, oh gawd...dont remind me...that was hard enuff being nice to her that whole nite
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Old May 03, 04
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hahhah

well there was this one time I ate a piece of a dog treat....
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Old May 05, 04
Crack Is Bad!
 
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I kinda pulled a dumb one over the weekend.... Sunday afternoon, I was super baked from doing hotknives all afternoon. So after a major cleaning session on my living room and kitchen, I did a few more hoots and called a friend...

Answering machine picked up.... and I completely forgot what I was supposed to do... apparently I could not wrap my stoner mind around the concept of leaving a message...

I think it came out something like "Uuuuhhhh.... hey.... it's... umm.. Matt.... sorry, I'm really baked..... ummm.... uhhhh.... call me or something...."

My friends got home, listened to the message, and apparently hurt themselves they laughed so hard...
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Old May 05, 04
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hahaha these are all so funny
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Old May 05, 04
STOLE YOUR BIKE
 
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i dont remember who i was with but we were walking up a sidewalk and i walked right into a lamp pole :(
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Old May 05, 04
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Ok here is one of the only ones I can remember because when I used to smoke a lot I was just to messed to really remember anything.

So this was when I was still trying to hide the fact that a smoked pot from my mom. (although I know she knew)
Her and her bf come and pick me up from a bush party. I'm in the back seat of the car just kinda zoned out and I see this hot dog in the back seat. Anyway i'm looking at this thing and wondering why the hell is there a burnt hot dog lying on the ground. Like I know this dudes car was kind of a mess but common.
So I'm like "there's a hot dog back here" My mom is like what???
"yah there is a burnt hot dog back here" and she kinda looks at me strange and leans back to look. So I lift my backpack up off the hot dog. And i'm like "oh it's just the end of an old broom"
lol sooo busted. She just grins at me and I felt like such a goof.
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Old May 06, 04
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Oh and this other time I was on the bus and it felt like I didn't have a butt anymore. So I was checking and grabbing at my butt on the bus. And my friend looks over at me and asks "What the hell are you doing???"
I'm just like "Oh I just thought I was missing something but it's ok." :P
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