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Old Jan 20, 02
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i hate it wen ur partner moves less than heidi, ur blow-up doll u got as a gag gift from ur frends in grade nine but u actually used it cuz u were too shy to pick up chics during most of your highschool life...and i just said waaaay too much there... :Kimmie:
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Old Jan 20, 02
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Quote:
Originally posted by redrum
i hate it wen ur partner moves less than heidi, ur blow-up doll u got as a gag gift from ur frends in grade nine but u actually used it cuz u were too shy to pick up chics during most of your highschool life...and i just said waaaay too much there... :Kimmie:
ummm..ur girlfriend moves less then ur blowup doll?..
interesting... :160:
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Old Feb 07, 02
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*woops*

once my partner told me to "just hurry up", that was pretty harsh.
:o)
hehe
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Old Feb 07, 02
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Originally posted by redrum
i hate it wen ur partner moves less than heidi, ur blow-up doll u got as a gag gift from ur frends in grade nine but u actually used it cuz u were too shy to pick up chics during most of your highschool life...and i just said waaaay too much there...
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you should stop picking up chicks at the morgue. FACE IT, THEY ARE DEAD!!! thats not cool
:o)
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Old Feb 09, 02
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Originally posted by BLiNK
I've only been w/ one guy and am still w/ him, so......here it goes, im bored
:snyx: when he pulls out, to change the position!
arrrrrrrrggh! I hate that!
Okay, Ryan and I are sitting here and we just looked at each other like "WHAT?!?!"

You mean you'd rather just stay in one position? No offence hunny, but that's probably why you're bored!!!!!
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Old Feb 12, 02
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i actually like it when they pull out...

it gives you (well, me anyways) that urgent "omg!! hurry up!! intense feeling....yeah :147:

kinda like the feelin you get when your teased......mmmmmm.......teasing......AN YWHO
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Old Feb 20, 02
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i hate phone calls! oh man! damn phone! :(
and i hate it when girls scratch my back... shit it hurts! fuck!!!!!!!!
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Old Feb 20, 02
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Bryan, how the hell do you hate sex. Please tell me you're kidding..

hmm. I hate lazy, uncreative men. I quite like the vocalizations myself Natalie.. it's kind of a control fantasy I guess. there is a time and place for aggression.

BUT this opinion coming from someone who practices mild BDSM, so I guess it doesn't count =).
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Old May 14, 06
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girls that "dont suck dick"

..its like non alchoholic beer nawimean
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Old May 14, 06
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Dated a girl who just didnt want to try anything new! Not happining!
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Old May 14, 06
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---one time a guy said my best friend's name *snickers* [but it was because we were just talking about her...
Lol. That's what you think.
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Old May 14, 06
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when they spark up conversation.
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Old May 14, 06
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Originally Posted by crookedking
how the hell do you control it? i always end up thinking of baseball or curling, something stupid like that, but in the end that doesn't work!
the crooked one speaks the truth. So many factors come into play when it comes to endurance, right down to stress and diet. And sometimes you can go for hours and other times it's five minutes.

You ladies have it easy, your orgasms are pretty much steady and consistent where ours are often erratic and are affected by more factors than I can count on two hands at any given time.
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Old May 16, 06
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phone calls.....phone calls.....hmmm....annoying? VERY! especially when it's your mother and she does NOT get off the freakin phone!! :044: thats like, a total turn-off *shudders*....*shudders again* :021:


Jade: good point :288:
If i was on the phone with someone my ex would pull down my pants and go down on me. He found it very exciting for some reason. He wanted to see if I could hold my composure which i usually couldnt. My friends hated us for that.
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Old May 16, 06
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Originally Posted by redrum
i hate it wen ur partner moves less than heidi, ur blow-up doll u got as a gag gift from ur frends in grade nine but u actually used it cuz u were too shy to pick up chics during most of your highschool life...and i just said waaaay too much there... :Kimmie:
yea dude, that is pretty lame...some chicks just seem content to lay there like a fucking plank of wood or somthing. This last girl I was "seeing" was like that, as well as having a torn ACL, which basically meant no switching up positions either.

So i guess what pisses me off, is when the girl is so boring to screw that you begin to think "can't wait to get this over with and have a smoke"

LAME!
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Old May 16, 06
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who the fuck answers the phone during sex? that's some serious bad bediquette.
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Old May 16, 06
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who the fuck answers the phone during sex? that's some serious bad bediquette.
haha bediquette.. nice
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Old May 16, 06
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hahaah gold!

nice old thread bump aswell.

edit: 4 balis
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Old May 17, 06
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[quote=tiedye]the crooked one speaks the truth. So many factors come into play when it comes to endurance, right down to stress and diet. And sometimes you can go for hours and other times it's five minutes.

You ladies have it easy, your orgasms are pretty much steady and consistent where ours are often erratic and are affected by more factors than I can count on two hands at any given time.[/QUOTE]


HAHAHAHAHaa ... you're kidding me right?
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Old May 17, 06
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Originally Posted by ebbomega
who the fuck answers the phone during sex? that's some serious bad bediquette.
That's what I was thinking through this entire thread.

If someone stopped having sex with me to answer the phone I would get dressed and leave.
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Old May 17, 06
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^ What if we don't stop? It's possible to multitask you know.
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Old May 17, 06
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i don't even wanna answer the phone most of the time when i'm not having sex, let alone when i am. but umm yeah, something i hate... when they just lie there, don't move and don't make a sound. wait, unless that was a corpse...
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Old May 17, 06
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i hate when the person is actually a corpse.
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Old May 17, 06
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getting hickies pisses me off

girls that bite and scratch way to fucking hard.
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Old May 17, 06
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[quote=tiedye]
You ladies have it easy, your orgasms are pretty much steady and consistent quote]

Steady! Consistent! what! LOL. We can get going, then the guy can go a bit off speed or off the spot and ugggh have to get into it all over again!

Guys can SO control being 5 min or not. Just take a breather for a sec and have sex more often then once in a blue moon! lol

This thread is awesome. Yea i was wondering too.. who answers the phone during sex? I let mine ring and ring. Geez, with my boy; my living room could be on fire and I wouldn't stop till the flames were creepin up the bed! lol
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