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Old Dec 03, 01
I am me but who are you?
 
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things that people have done to you during sex that made you mad

blow their load before you......
said something really stupid....
DID something really stupid......

there must be some interesting story's out there somewhere...
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Old Dec 03, 01
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Well, I hate it when guys are all like "Oh fuck yea! You like that" and shit. Just shut the hell up and do your job, if I'm screaming, then yes, I like that. If you have to ask, apparently you're not doing such a great job! I don't like swearing either, it's not appealing.

I haven't ever really gotten "mad" per se...but it's really disappointing when the guy can't last and just as I'm starting to get into it...he's done. ROAR!

haha. That sounded so bitchy. Oh well!
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Old Dec 03, 01
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Well, I hate it when guys are all like "Oh fuck yea! You like that" and shit. Just shut the hell up and do your job, if I'm screaming, then yes, I like that. If you have to ask, apparently you're not doing such a great job! I don't like swearing either, it's not appealing.

I haven't ever really gotten "mad" per se...but it's really disappointing when the guy can't last and just as I'm starting to get into it...he's done. ROAR!

haha. That sounded so bitchy. Oh well!
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Old Dec 03, 01
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things that people have done to you during sex that made you mad...?

they phoned me...


*HEY BOB GYYYUUUESSSS WHAT I'M FUCKING YOUR BEST FRIEND RIGHT NOW!!!!! BYEBYEEEEE*

good times... nope, scratch that... GREAT times...
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Old Dec 04, 01
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i will change the ending from mad to annoyed...thats more suitable

Galaxie.....i agree totally, and it doesn't sound that bitchy at all, don't worry :Power-P:

i find it kinda funny when guys are totally full of themselves (when they shouldn't be) and are like "yeah, you like that" cause then you think in your head..."i do?" :160:
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Old Dec 04, 01
Larry?
 
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definately the phone calls

ring ring.....
Brendan: hellooooooo
Mom:what are u doing?
Brendan:ugh just watching a movie with karinaaaaa
Mom: what's going on?
Brendan:nothing Rhys (my brother) just hit me?!!?
Mom:ugh...ok... I'll be home soon
Brendan: *mumbles* fuck...
mom:what?
Brendan: nothing bye...click
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Old Dec 04, 01
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:160: My list:

---when a guy comes too soon [like can't you hold off?]
---one time a guy said my best friend's name *snickers* [but it was because we were just talking about her...but it was kinda funny]
---when the guy is a 'taker' but not a 'giver' [catch my drift?]
---when foreplay isn't in their vocabulary
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Old Dec 04, 01
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Quote:
Originally posted by Blondie_Jess
:160: My list:

#1)---when a guy comes too soon [like can't you hold off?]

#2)---when foreplay isn't in their vocabulary

#1) *giggles*...... can you really blame them? :D:


#2) i KNOW!!!!! woah! that is a major no-no!...cept for those spur of the moment type things... :288:



phone calls.....phone calls.....hmmm....annoying? VERY! especially when it's your mother and she does NOT get off the freakin phone!! :044: thats like, a total turn-off *shudders*....*shudders again* :021:


Jade: good point :288:
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Old Dec 04, 01
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Phone calls DO suck...I'll admit that....because my parents LOVE to do that....it's like they just KNOW when it's a bad time to call....

or how about when they show up at your door for an unexpected visit!?!? OMFG! NOT COOL!
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Old Dec 04, 01
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Re: things that people have done to you during sex that made you mad

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Originally posted by Manda~Panda
blow their load before you......
said something really stupid....
DID something really stupid......

there must be some interesting story's out there somewhere...
Something that pissed me off during sex?

She asked me for $100 for another 5 minutes! :378:
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Old Dec 05, 01
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Talking too much is a definite no-no... there are better things you should be doing with that mouth *smirk*. And I hate it when they start asking me what I want them to do to me... what do I look like, a traffic director?? Just do it!

I hate it when someone tries to deliberately give you a hickey too. They're unsightly, embarassing, and most people don't really like them anywayz.

I also don't really like morning sex either, especially after you've been out partying all night long *shudders*. I guess I'm just a creature of the night cuz too much bright, natural light kinda puts me off *shrugs*.

*demented hugz*
~ Trinity ~
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Old Dec 05, 01
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Quote:
Originally posted by Trinity
Talking too much is a definite no-no... there are better things you should be doing with that mouth *smirk*. And I hate it when they start asking me what I want them to do to me... what do I look like, a traffic director?? Just do it!

I hate it when someone tries to deliberately give you a hickey too. They're unsightly, embarassing, and most people don't really like them anywayz.

I also don't really like morning sex either, especially after you've been out partying all night long *shudders*. I guess I'm just a creature of the night cuz too much bright, natural light kinda puts me off *shrugs*.

*demented hugz*
~ Trinity ~
WOW!

I totally agree with your first paragraph to an extent. I mean, it's great if someone is straight up and doesn't like what you're doing and they tell you. Sex is an intimate thing and you should be able to share what you like and don't like. Talking a bit is ok...like telling them something really really sweet, or kinky haha. But having a conversation...HA, I don't think so.

Hickeys I HATE....if they are in a place visible to other people besides your significant other.

Morning sex after a party DOES suck...but normal morning sex is wicked...shower?!

Anyways...I'm gonna shut up now ha! :AZN:

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Old Dec 06, 01
Larry?
 
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yes u can blame them

Quote:
Originally posted by Manda~Panda



#1) *giggles*...... can you really blame them? :D:
They can control it .....trust me....unless there are other medical issues.....and if the say they can't...tell them to learn how....it will make it better for them an u..
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Old Dec 06, 01
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Quote:
Originally posted by galaxie
Well, I hate it when guys are all like "Oh fuck yea! You like that" and shit. Just shut the hell up and do your job, if I'm screaming, then yes, I like that. If you have to ask, apparently you're not doing such a great job! I don't like swearing either, it's not appealing.

I haven't ever really gotten "mad" per se...but it's really disappointing when the guy can't last and just as I'm starting to get into it...he's done. ROAR!

haha. That sounded so bitchy. Oh well!

SORRY..but I just had to say that i LOVE it when my guy gets excited and says stuff like "OH FUCK YEA! YOU LIKE THAT?"

and other stuff...turns me on.
I love the 'vocalization' part of sex.

So i guess this wasn't really an answer to the question.
Well heres something that really piss's me off.

When the GUY (note how i said 'the guy') gets to excited and goes to fast...and...well ....lets just say he misses the target & he hurts you.
I hate that. Like calm down...and ENJOY!
Going faster is just gonna make you blow faster. :153:
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Old Dec 07, 01
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I've only been w/ one guy and am still w/ him, so......here it goes, im bored
:snyx: when he pulls out, to change the position!
arrrrrrrrggh! I hate that!
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Old Dec 07, 01
I am me but who are you?
 
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh

that drives me crazy!
i haven't figured out weither or not its a good crazy or bad crazy yet but yeah......OY! :120:
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Old Dec 18, 01
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I haven't had sex enough times to judge. BUt something that probably would bother me is the vocalization... too much quiet is a no-no for meeh.
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Old Dec 18, 01
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im quite!
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Old Dec 19, 01
NO DEAL!
 
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hello

my girlfriend kicks me in the testicles sometimes. i don't know why, she likes to hurt me. so i give her purple nurples :(

plur

..sebcoe..
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Old Dec 29, 01
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Re: yes u can blame them

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Originally posted by BeatItFarmer

They can control it .....trust me....unless there are other medical issues.....and if the say they can't...tell them to learn how....it will make it better for them an u..
how the hell do you control it? i always end up thinking of baseball or curling, something stupid like that, but in the end that doesn't work!
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Old Dec 29, 01
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A little talking is great, soft moans, also great!! tooooottttaaaallll turn on!!!!! and if they blow their load too quick, get on the pill and if they do it, make them keep going, trust me they wont do it again..... :c-tard:

piss offs?? hmmmmmm DEFINITELY THE GUY TRYING TO DO IT WHILE IM SLEEPING!! LIKE I WONT NOTICE!?!?!?!

or when u finish and they roll over and pass out........ sorry but i want a little cuddling after! :147:
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Old Jan 04, 02
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hmmm... when im just about at peak, and they stop, "oh im hungrey want a burger?" !?!?!?!

like WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!

and deffinetly "what should i do now", i dunno, you figure it out you always enjoy what i seem to do...

or, when there parents are next door, and you have to be so fucken quiet... im sorry im loud, it just doesnt work for me being quiet... i enjoy it....i yell, if im not, obviously the guy isnt doing his job...

as natalie said: "Well, I hate it when guys are all like "Oh fuck yea! You like that" and shit. Just shut the hell up and do your job, if I'm screaming, then yes, I like that. If you have to ask, apparently you're not doing such a great job! "

and the phone... DONT ANSWER IS, and turn OFF the ringer... or say the battery died, if it's a cell.... check caller id... i dunno, ive never had a phone ring..
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Old Jan 17, 02
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fallen apart
no I mean actully mean decomposed and then fallen apart

“Next time remember, stupid, the expire date on them is no more then 2 weeks out of the freezer*
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Old Jan 17, 02
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not much pisses me off during sex, but if i ever decide to go down on a guy it's quite the peeve if he decideds to place his hands on my head and try to control the movement... if anyone is having this problem... bite very gently and it'll fix it forever ;)
Beware Boys
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Old Jan 17, 02
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i hate it when my partners are more into themselves than with me..... like they are totally self involved and look more like they are using me as a masturbatory aid than sharing a beautiful intimacey.

and i hate people who want to see their reflection during sex.

and i hate people who want to stare at the expressions on my face during sex.

and i hate people who give hickies!!!!!!

and i hate people who "1-2-3-goodnight".

and i hate having to finish the job myself because my partner rolls over and passes out when they are done.

actually........ i just hate sex. that's why i am celebate. sex just pisses me off too much. i spent 6 years celebate, then got coaxed into it with my last girlfriend, and since that ended last july, i've kept my celebacy.

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