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Old Apr 30, 01
Larry?
 
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Doggy Style...

I have a question about bending bitches over and stuffin em like a thanksgiving turkey....

When I try to fuck my girl doggy style she says it hurts and thus we can't have sex doggie style....same with her riding me ....if she sits straight up and tries to take all of me in her she says it feels like she is being split....anybody have any experience with this situation....? I don't like it one bit....it makes sex just a tease for me....cause I never get to full out pound her....ugh...
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Old Apr 30, 01
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SO i guess

Your learnin that all chicks aren't porn stars....:026:
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Old Apr 30, 01
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haha well put pete well put!!
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Old Apr 30, 01
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umm........

that can mean that ur dick is too big 4 her lol...
i can just see u getting a hhugeeeee ego now haha
but i dunno, from my own experience, when u do her doggy, u can try holding the base of ur dick, which makes it a lil shorter, and u can still pound her without rippin her insides apart...
umm so give it a try, i hope this helps :)
let me know how it works out :031:
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Old Apr 30, 01
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my girl's a porn star...

woohoo!
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Old Apr 30, 01
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My g/f used to complain about it hurting, and I agree with SMH you might be coming it at the wrong angle.

Also try using some lube, when you both are nice and slick, you can do just about anything, and I mean ANYTHING!:029:
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Old Apr 30, 01
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Umm Okie There I Dont No Why You Would Tell Ppl This I Guess You Very Open Person HeHe
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Old Apr 30, 01
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What's wrong with the info babyboy?

There's nothing wrong with a nice session of ramming as long as you are not trying to tickle her brain.

Sex is kind of like taking 'E', the experience is much more enjoyable if you know what to do to enhance the experience.

Disclaimer (modified): This post is in no way saying that taking drugs is a good thing. However, sex is a good thing, do it as much as possible. You will find you get a better high off endorphins than you can off drugs.

Hmm... imagine a drug that releases endorphins? I betcha women wouldn't be able to walk straight if they were on it! Take two steps... WHAM! Orgasm!
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Old Apr 30, 01
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i'd be addcited!:029: :029: :029:
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Old Apr 30, 01
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I agree that lubes definitely help. :031: Angle is important too...
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Old Apr 30, 01
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okay heres the deal - straight up

that used to happen to me all of the time. pay attention and go a bit deeper every time you two do the deed. you could be too big (or the last guy was a shorty) or whatever.

good idea #1 : give good face first. this is important cuz it gets her rearing ta go and all juiced up.

good idea #2 : extra juice CANT hurt (unless stabbys sitch goes down) then just apologize a bunch cuz ya prolly made her bleed.

good idea #3 : don't push it dood. it seriously hurts like a mofo. go slow and don't expect ta be all the way in after like 3 times. just inch yer way in there bit by bit. if you force it you prolly aint gettin nothin fer awhile after cuz ya ripped something.

helpful hint # 1 : YEAH you're rippin stuff. hmmmm...and example you ask... if you were to spread your finger so far apart the skin between them ripped...yeah like that.

thats all for now. good luck man, it'll get better tho, honest.
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Old Apr 30, 01
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so many angles..

Tried so many fuckin angles I thought I was a goddamn mathmatician.....but then I finally got the balls (blue at this point) to talk to her about it......stupid small asian gf....can't take all of big white boy ...haha.....ugh....and doggy style is such a turn on.....
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Old Apr 30, 01
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wondergirl....

please...please don't give examples ...they make me sick ....as well as proud...anyways...
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Old Apr 30, 01
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sounds to me babyboy needs to get some...heheh j/k

rowdy*
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Old Apr 30, 01
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babyboy

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......*everybody point and laugh*
..heheeh ...j/k hunz... wov u!!!!!!!!!!!

:050:...xoxo...:050:

friday .... friday.... :035:

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Old Apr 30, 01
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Doggie style is fucking dope!
I like it cuz you can go hard!
mmmmmmm

-Kam
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Old May 01, 01
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hmmm...occasionaly that does happen...there's really not much u can do..all those suggestions are good...but in my experience that becomes less of a problem over time...jus be patient and realize that it's not an endless cave in there my brother...it's actually quite small i think...jus expands...

my ex and i couldn't do it with her on top with her back to me...that didn't go over very well with her...but usually it would jus hurt for the first little while and then she got used to it...and eventually it barely hurt her at all...jus got work her man...think of it as buying a new baseball glove...u gotta use it and work it in to make a decent pocket...=)...

corrie
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Old May 01, 01
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That's too funny Corrie! :026:

Think of her as a new baseball glove, use it and work it in! Is that why that girl is your ex? HAHAHAHAHA!

So should I make sure I oil mf g/f down and make sure her hide is tan all over as well?

How about putting a baseball in there to form fit the 'pocket'?!?? :029:

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Old May 01, 01
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haha...exactly MC..u know what's up...i can see u workin a few "gloves" in...u look like a ball player...
haha...form fittin that's gold man...

haha...but no we aren't together anymore cuz another player used my "glove"...then i got it back but it jus wasn't the same...i then traded that "glove" in and went to all the sporting good stores and "sampled" other "gloves"..but i haven't decided on a brand yet....but it's cool cuz i still have old "gloves" that i keep in the back of my closet whenever i have a "game"...

k whatever..that was retarded..

corrie
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Old May 01, 01
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oh god...

Corrie... your such a geek..
that post had far to many baseball metaphores for me to handle...
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Old May 01, 01
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hmm....adam ponders....hasnt done doggy style in a while.....anytakers? hehehe (chinese chicken?)
-adam
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Old Dec 15, 07
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I had to revive this thread. The opening line is priceless.
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Old Dec 15, 07
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LOL jesus....
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Old Dec 15, 07
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I like how he goes into the big long explanation of his problems with the gf, and then gets sickened when people suggest alternatives.
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Old Dec 15, 07
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^ Yeah I noticed that too!

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Sex is kind of like taking 'E', the experience is much more enjoyable if you know what to do to enhance the experience.

Disclaimer (modified): This post is in no way saying that taking drugs is a good thing.
This was good as well
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