Stupid things you've done when your stoned

[Cosmos]

1. realised 1 hr later that i parked my car, but forgot to turn it off.

2. driving after blazing with hash oil (always a bad idea) and getting lost in a subdivision where all houses were the exact same! it freaked me out, and i actually had to park my car and sit until someone came and helped me navigate, cause i had no clue..

3. with a bunch of my buddies (actually this was last weekend), were driving by (stoned) and saw this wedding reception going on, so we pulled up and just went in. and no one said anything, endless booze, got to meet the bride...who had no clue who we were but it was ok because she was stoned and very hammered also, it was pretty crazy.

4. and then the usual things like loosing your cell phone, telling someone to phone it, and then you realise it's actually right beside your ear.

[Asheai]

Originally Posted by fullblast

2. driving after blazing with hash oil (always a bad idea) and getting lost in a subdivision where all houses were the exact same! it freaked me out, and i actually had to park my car and sit until someone came and helped me navigate, cause i had no clue..

lol, I've done basically the same thing! I smoked a bunch of oil in a third-lung and then went to try and meet my bf, and started walking the wrong way down the street (in the town I've basically lived my entire life) and got totally lost. Then, when I finally found the spot I was supposed to go, I sat and waited for what felt like 3 hours and when he finally showed up got so mad at him cuz he took so long, when apparently it was only 5 min... lol.. it was great..

[DefJef]

a few classic ones:

I went to burger king one time to get a whopper meal... after not being able to find whopper information on the menu board I realized I was in fact at mcdonalds, and it was closed.

I went to the bar one night and left my credit card in my car to control drunk spending and forgot about it. A couple days later I was convinced I lost it and cancelled it, only to find it when the new one arrived.

haha I left the remote control for my tv in the fridge one time when I went to get myself a drink.