Stupid things you've done when your stoned

[justa~gurl]

what are they what are they?\

as soon as i remember i will tell mine..but i ican't remember.. oh yes. i do now.. but they aren't that great/funny..

recently i found after pouring myself a glass of juice that i put the container away in the cupboard. (found it later that evening..)

another time i was trying to heat up some food in the microwave and it wouldn't start.. only to realize the door was still wide open


lame i know but i'm sure there are better stories from other people out there somewhere right?

[FeelGood]

got my drivers license suspended.

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ Picked him up whilst ripped.... lol

[Grapes]

"Walk down five flights..
To buy some rolling papers..
and then leave them on the counter!..
These are the things that stoned people dooo"

- Eric Shwartz "Stoned People"

[FeelGood]

Originally Posted by mapleleaf4ever

^ Picked him up whilst ripped.... lol

lol that was some lame shit, still thanks again for pickin me up hah, ill never forget that.

[Silverwinged]

i was flipping out because i thought i had lost my wallet....
digging through my purse, looking around me, tracing my steps back to the car almost....
then realizing my wallet was in my left hand the entire time.

[bass_tonic]

i think it was laced with somthing cuz i was eating coffee out of the can cuz i thought if i fell asleep my heart would stop

[Dean]

oh god i dont know where to start

[Dean]

Originally Posted by bass_tonic

i think it was laced with somthing cuz i was eating coffee out of the can cuz i thought if i fell asleep my heart would stop

sounds like crack hahaha

[FeelGood]

Originally Posted by Silverwinged

i was flipping out because i thought i had lost my wallet....
digging through my purse, looking around me, tracing my steps back to the car almost....
then realizing my wallet was in my left hand the entire time.

i did that sober this morning.

running around because im late for work trying to find my keys when the whole time they were in my pocket.

im not a morning person!

[bass_tonic]

Originally Posted by Dean

sounds like crack hahaha

I know :(

[PsyTrance4Life]

1) almost crashed my car from 5 joints i smoked with my buddies
never drive that high again

2) walk into the kitchen, grab the glass, pour the drink
and then put the glass in the fridge and took the bottle

3) say stupid/non-sense things

4) realizing 2~3 hours already gone by

[i do jib 4 fun]

i dont know but wanna talk about doing stupid shit when your drunk i think i won that award plenty of times

[A-BOMB]

Originally Posted by justa~gurl

recently i found after pouring myself a glass of juice that i put the container away in the cupboard. (found it later that evening..)

hahaha nice

[Varney Rae]

Last year on the evening of 420 i attempted to cleanse my face. It all went to plan until i realized, to my stinging horror, that I'd been rubbing a nail polish remover-soaked cotton ball all over my face instead of toner. I think i take the cake for the most unpleasant stupidity while baked!

[-evil-duerr-]

Originally Posted by justa~gurl

recently i found after pouring myself a glass of juice that i put the container away in the cupboard. (found it later that evening..)

ugh, the ol switchy magoo transposing where everything goes... pretty classic. ha ha ha, happens to me all the time!


I think the stupidest thing ive done stoned was heat up olive oil on the stove for french fries. As i was cutting my spuds i realized something smelt like burning... Sure enough there was a full blown oil fire blazing right behind me..
Had to use a fire extinguisher and shit...
suffice to say, the munchies were put on hold.

[MarcelM]

I went to school and failed quite a few tests,
I tried to talk to some girls, but I just started laughing,
And when I went to a room to get an item and I arrived
there, I already forgot what I was looking for....

[decypher]

I always do shit like hold a lighter in my hand while looking for it, misplacing things etc etc.

My stupidest shit happened in my forest dweller stoner days. Back in the day when your all young and getting ripped is like this huge deal and your scared to shit of people seeing you. We would get ripped in the woods and run around thinking our friend was the sasquatch. We threw sticks at him as he ran around making loud growling sounds, then we would street louge on our backs down hills to safeway where we would proceed to buy 30 dollars worth of groceries which included: Pies, chips, chocolate bars, danishes, chocolate colored pretzels (flipz!!!), 2 Litres of pop, etc etc. Then we would try and make up some excuse at the check out about how we were having some sort of birthday party when eat the shit till we were sick and the older stoners came and raided our hiding spot behind the library. Shit, one time we even thought our buddy was the devil and through a snaple bottle and it hit him square in the forehead and he collapsed and made us think he was dead.

We were always trying to do something stupid which ended in either one of us flying off a ledge into a wall or into oncoming traffic. shit those were the days...

[Asheai]

hmm...i would have to say, when my friends sent me and 2 other girls, who were incredibly high btw (all 3 of us), to go and by some pot from these dealers across the street. we bought it, came back, and realized that there was no pot (it was a quarter). We had apparently gave them the money and then left the pot there... ya, we felt pretty dumb. we ended paying them back for it, because no one wanted to go there and admit our mistake. lol.

[dj_soo]

nearly tore my apartment apart looking for my missing remote control only to find it in the fridge.

[Wood]

the one and only time that i got stoned on Propel (airbrush propellant) i did some stupid shit. The effect is like nitrous x1000 so you can imagine how dumb you'd get.... i poured myself a glass of water from one of those water jugs with the spout (@ a friends place in Cali where the tap water wasn't drinkable) and watched the water reach the rim of the glass, then went on pouring as the water spilled over on to the carpet... just kept on pouring & giggling until somebody stopped me. My other buddy who i was with, who's the type of guy to always bogart joints, took a huuuge lungful off the Propes can and proceeded to fall face first on to a wooden table, split his lip open, then stood up with a goofy grin on his face and hit a high F (he's a singer) and held it for about 2 minutes. After that he looks over at the rest of us & wonders why we're all laughing at him... he didn't remember anything since hitting the can.

ps - don't try this at home.

[nipvicious]

iono i've done a lot of dumb things.. mostly wen im baked i forget shit really fast.. like driving to a parking lot and forgetting what i was doing there and leaving and then having to come back after i realized i went there to do something =/

[potface]

Originally Posted by Asheai

hmm...i would have to say, when my friends sent me and 2 other girls, who were incredibly high btw (all 3 of us), to go and by some pot from these dealers across the street. we bought it, came back, and realized that there was no pot (it was a quarter). We had apparently gave them the money and then left the pot there... ya, we felt pretty dumb. we ended paying them back for it, because no one wanted to go there and admit our mistake. lol.

asking to have your dealer come back to your house for the same thing is embarrasing. i gave him an extra 20 bucks by accident. so i called him up and he wasnt totally sure what i had given him before. so he made up for it with an extra 20$ chunk of weed. it sort of became a joke everytime i'd go to him after that.

[Asheai]

Originally Posted by potface

asking to have your dealer come back to your house for the same thing is embarrasing. i gave him an extra 20 bucks by accident. so i called him up and he wasnt totally sure what i had given him before. so he made up for it with an extra 20$ chunk of weed. it sort of became a joke everytime i'd go to him after that.

lol... but at least you KNEW your dealer... these were a bunch of strangers that we had just heard were dealing... and the only reason our friends sent us was cuz apparently chicks would get a better deal... lol, only if they had know...

[Genotype]

OH god...

I ate a bunch of lsd once, and ran naked thru a corn field under the fraser bridge to my friends house, I thought I was in the afterlife...

surprize!
my friends neighbors were not impressed, well his wife was, LOL