My Services...

cerah · #1 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 04

Ok not THOSE kind of services... we're talking strictly business here folks.

It's a new year and we all know what that means... TAXES!!

Don't know how to do um? Hate having to fill out the stupid fucking forms?? Wish someone else would just take care of the gigantic headache that is YOUR tax return???

Well have no fear... cerah's here!!

I've been doing complex bankruptcy tax returns for a living for the past three years. Therefore I'm more then qualified to do your tax return.

My fees are approx. $20-25 or something to that equivalent (sushi dinner... case of beer... ect.).

Contact me via this thread or PM if you're interested.

Quick FYI... Your employer has until the end of February to send out T4's and returns must be filed by April 30th.

soma · #2 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 04

Yeah ! go tax ladie go! I'll give you a shout k!

cerah · #3 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 04

Ok =)

Jingles · #4 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 04

you are the stuff dreams are made of -

cerah · #5 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 04

Yes... yes I am!

mojo · #6 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 04

if your capable of making sure i get a return, im in.

i dont want to pay out my ass again this year

cerah · #7 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 04

Hey man I can't make sure of anything... if you didn't pay enough taxes during the year or your boss fucked you around n didn't take off enough money it's not my fault. I only prepare n file the returns... in other words... don't kill the messenger.

Course if you're self-employed and you've kept all your receipts for expenses incurred as a result of business then we might have something. Of course you also have to pay tax on self-employed income... you're supposed to pay it every month so it's not a whack load at the end of the year.

~*faeryfly*~ · #8 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 04

Sarah you are my hero! I *heart* you cause not only are you hot stuff, you're a smarty pants too! :) hehehe...I think my dad is taking care of mine, but i'll still take you out for sushi one of these days just cause! teehee :kimmie:

cerah · #9 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 04

woooHOOO sushi just cuz! Gotta love it *grins*

ebbomega · #10 (**permalink**) Feb 24, 04

I'd be all over it like flies on Kool-Aid if my mom didn't already work for an accounting firm. =)

cerah · #11 (**permalink**) Feb 28, 04

Thanx for the thought at least Dave =)

No c'mon folks... the sooner you get your tax stuff to me the soon you get your refund! Did I mention I courier all returns?

miss.myra · #12 (**permalink**) Feb 28, 04

I'm definitely interested in this, I haven't got all of my T4's and that yet... you still @ commercial and 1st?

that's right by wazubee's....perhaps after we can go get drunk :kam:

cerah · #13 (**permalink**) Feb 28, 04

That I am!

Dunno bout the drunk part... I'm uber saving cash ATM. But gimme a call when you've got all your T4s.

Carrie · #14 (**permalink**) Feb 28, 04

where do you work??

i work at an accounting office.. taxes are done here aswell.. it's so easy.

-Carrie

cerah · #15 (**permalink**) Feb 28, 04

I work at a bankruptcy firm in New West.

Carrie · #16 (**permalink**) Feb 28, 04

so you see a lot of auditing and stuff??

*Geminiz* · #17 (**permalink**) Feb 28, 04

$20? Discount for 2? :)

You are around commercial? I live around there too! Perhaps I could meet you this week end or something.

Carrie · #18 (**permalink**) Feb 28, 04

you courier your tax returns? shitty..

everyone should come to me.. i efile them and get the refund sooner!

tee hee

-Carrie

cerah · #19 (**permalink**) Feb 28, 04

I'll do two for $40. Yes I live around the Commercial area and I work in New West so I'm skytrain mobile if anyone wants to meet up.

If you want I can efile them... doesn't bother me either way. Our courier does same day delivery of our returns. I also supply a complete paper return for your own personal files.

No need to turn this into a "I can do it better" fight though. I'm just trying to save up some money so I can go back to school next year.

edit: Sorry didn't see the auditing bit. I've never had a tax return audited and I've filed almost 3000 in the past three years.

Carrie · #20 (**permalink**) Feb 28, 04

hehe, i was only kidding about 'come to me' thing..

I got so much actual client work to do that taking the time to do one or two tax returns here and there doesn't really make much sense.

what are you going to take in school next year?

-Carrie

cerah · #21 (**permalink**) Feb 28, 04

An engineering program at BCIT hopefully.

cerah · #22 (**permalink**) Mar 04, 04

bumpity bump bump

C'mon folks... ya know you want to let me do your tax return =)

cerah · #23 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

*bump*

AGROculture · #24 (**permalink**) Mar 16, 04

Jesse Johnson
modern_music@hotmail.com

is looking for a good accountant, you might wanna email him! =)

cerah · #25 (**permalink**) Mar 17, 04

Cool.

Anyone else have work for me?