special needs assistant.

[vancityview]

i require one unqualified special needs assistant to babysit a crooked king guy in his wheelchair as he drinks himself into oblivion....must be able to push wheelchair and drink at same time....drinks will be bought....wages negotiable...all interested parties should pm this info directly to me as i will be making my hiring decision later this week....u must be available saturday night feb 19th.....U MUST LIKE WORKING WITH HANDICAPPED PPL!

[Custard]

what types of drinks?


alcohol and wheelchairs?

[miss.myra]

I'm hot!

What's the pay like?

[Ree Fresh]

All though Im tequnicly qualified... Im very keep to gain experince in drinking and pushing wheel chairs!
Im a lill pricey, but gongshow is GARANTEED!

Tim should have my number ;)

[Sue Bitch]

where is this drinking being done ??????

[Carrie]

myra robin and i have experience drinking and pushing tim around.

just not together. but we are quick learners

heparin would be proud

[vancityview]

well i wanted to surprise timmy with ppl that love him gathering to celebrate the last "your in a wheelchair" joke together at his expence but me thinks that would be just difficult so instead ill just post timmys wheelchair fair...where drunken wheelchair rides is the ONLY ride!

[mapleleaf4ever]

I'm also experienced with this activity... the Speed Bumps outside my place were quite a challenge.

[vancityview]

and to make it fair ill put all interested parties names in a hat and hire the successful name pulled instead of interviews....

Duties......push timmy around as is required
pay.........well? how much can ya drink?

[impure]

drinking and drivng you say?

[crookedking]

haha i scrolled past this thread yesterday, but thought that nev or rhia were looking for somebody to help some kid. lol now i find out that that kid is me.

rhia...no i don't have your number.

[veN]

^ Haha, and look at all these hotties looking to help you out, kid.

I think you might well end up with a hottie nurse team, scandelous uniforms optional.

HELLLLLLLLLLO NURSE!

[mapleleaf4ever]

^ Shit, does that mean I have to shave my Legs?

[veN]

WAAAAAAAAAAX Erik!

[vancityview]

he's just getting out of a wheelchair...let's try not to put him in a coma k? :D

Originally Posted by Nev

^ Haha, and look at all these hotties looking to help you out, kid.

I think you might well end up with a hottie nurse team, scandelous uniforms optional.

HELLLLLLLLLLO NURSE!