you know you live in vancouver when...

[sidekick]

you're waiting at the bus stop and decide to skip your morning class and go home and get the raincoat you forgot because it'll be more useful.

[rawb]

YOU CAN KILL A HOMELESS MAN WITH A CLAW HAMMER AND ITS COOL BECAUSE 3 OTHER BUMS ARE LIKE 'THANKS, RANDY WAS A TOTAL DICK'

[sidekick]

thought about it, but i forgot my claw hammer at home too :(

[crookedking]

a true vancouverite wouldn't have forgotten their raincoat to begin with.

go back to whatever place you came from!

[rawb]

TOO MUCH BOOK LEARNIN', NOT ENOUGH HAMMERIN' OF THE LESS FORTUNATE (THE ONES THAT ARE DICKS {ex: RANDY})

[sidekick]

Originally Posted by crookedking

a true vancouverite wouldn't have forgotten their raincoat to begin with.

go back to whatever place you came from!

i had an umbrella thankyouverymuch, but it was too stormy.

of course now it's all sunny and beautiful.

[robyn]

hey is it weird that i reffer to my hammer as a 'virgin hammer' because i haven't gotten the chance to smash an intruder in the face with it

also the rain woke me up at 5:30 this morning and i just turned my alarm off because seriously fuck that

[sidekick]

i was totally looking for an excuse to skip that class anyway. rain's good for that.

[Sykonee]

Originally Posted by sidekick

i was totally looking for an excuse to skip that class anyway. rain's good for that.

"Why weren't you in class yesterday?"
"Well, you see, the rain-"
"Ah, say no more."

[charly]

^ that works better with snow.

we all know how the dumbasses in this city panic when they see a snowflake.

[Grapes]

Snowflakes are coming!

SEVERAL FLAAAAKES

[Webber]

Originally Posted by Grapes

Snowflakes are coming!

SEVERAL FLAAAAKES

thats actually hail..no worries ppl make mistakes

[Liqwid]

was it rainging down town this morning, i didn't even notice it....

[sidekick]

it poured for about fifteen minutes around 10:30am.

[Liqwid]

i just had to walk from burrard to bute, then down bute to pacific.....

in the pouring rain w/ out an unbrella.....not fun!

[Lush]

Originally Posted by sidekick

you're waiting at the bus stop and decide to skip your morning class and go home and get the raincoat you forgot because it'll be more useful.

It's even more Vancouver when you go all the way home to pick up your coat and then leave again only to realize that the sun has come out.

[Goodfellow]

you're all whiners.

[Sykonee]

Originally Posted by Goodfellow

you're all whiners.

That's soooo Vancouver!

[·dıesel·]

Originally Posted by Lush

It's even more Vancouver when you go all the way home to pick up your coat and then leave again only to realize that the sun has come out.

aha happened so many times to me:(

[r a m a z e]

what do you mean you know you live in vancouver?
do people not know they live in vancouver?

[sidekick]

^people who are kidnapped and blindfolded and then transported to other locations, OK?

[Liqwid]

Originally Posted by sidekick

^people who are kidnapped and blindfolded and then transported to other locations, OK?

do they get computers?

[sidekick]

^a blackberry. maybe a macbook if they're lucky.

[Technique]

"two times is enough" said the fishmonger. the cat nodded and agreed, and drowned the next day

[Technique]

A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream that he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream.