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[impure]

Originally Posted by crookedking

we won't even charge you what we normally charge people.

just tell us which horse is going to win.

i made an attempt at serious handicapping yesterday.
failure.

but i'll look at a form for you.
keep in mind you'll be betting simulcast from phoenix.
NO LIVE RACES FOR YOU!

(unless you come visit me in az.)

[crookedking]

i don't gamble over the INTERNET. i'll wait until spring.

[impure]

but i wont be back.
and it's not over the net.
all you have to do is go to a OTB site.
the bar at the track is open and you can bet there.
and you can watch me on TV with my pony in phoenix.
we were in the third race yesterday.

[crookedking]

are you racing the horse?

[impure]

no.
she's a pony horse.
but i'm buying a racehorse of my own in cali this winter.

[crookedking]

are there ever chariot races anywhere?

[impure]

yeah.
i think in alberta.
i've heard they're crazy.
we just race quarter horses, paints, appys and mainly thoroughbreds.
no carts behind these, thank you very much.

[crookedking]

i'd like to see some ben hur action here.

[impure]

oh yeah.
turf paradise here in phoenix az. has "alternative race day" in march.
we have camel, ostritch, donkey and mixed races.
i'm signing up to ride the camels.
so excited.

[crookedking]

i got kissed by a camel once.

i'd like to see a jockey on top of an ostrich. you should tape it and put it up on youtube.

[impure]

Originally Posted by crookedking

i'd like to see some ben hur action here.

go to the jiggy jogger track in cloverdale.
sure, they don't go very fast, and they make like 4 laps around the track before the race is over, but they pull a cart.....
isn't that what you want?

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by impure

go to the jiggy jogger track in cloverdale.
sure, they don't go very fast, and they make like 4 laps around the track before the race is over, but they pull a cart.....
isn't that what you want?

i want spiked wheels, whips, and carts spilling over. i'd also like to be crowned emperor for a day.

[crackdragon]

Originally Posted by crookedking

we could even have it so the kids in the statue are real kids.

Could get them frozen with carbonite like han solo

Originally Posted by impure

you'll have to be astride a horse in this statue now.
there's no two ways about it.

Thats a great idea... I would def look more imposing astride a horse. Paddle in hand. Ready to bring it down in the name of education.

[impure]

Originally Posted by crookedking

i got kissed by a camel once.

i'd like to see a jockey on top of an ostrich. you should tape it and put it up on youtube.

there's pictures all over the jocks room.
i heard that every year a couple people fall off the camels and it's a loooong way down.
i'm so excited.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by crackdragon

Could get them frozen with carbonite like han solo



Thats a great idea... I would def look more imposing astride a horse. Paddle in hand. Ready to bring it down in the name of education.

i was thinking of two things:

a) put them in brass like people do with their kids first shoes

b) chain them there until they die.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by impure

there's pictures all over the jocks room.
i heard that every year a couple people fall off the camels and it's a loooong way down.
i'm so excited.

haha, i can't imagine a camel bucking somebody off.

[impure]

Originally Posted by crookedking

i want spiked wheels, whips, and carts spilling over. i'd also like to be crowned emperor for a day.

no spiked wheels, but def whips and carts spilling.
the wrecks at the jug head track are few and far between but when they do happen, it's huge.
those bikes are like a catapult, think about it.
when the arms bury in the dirt, the driver is slung.
it's crazy.

[crackdragon]

Originally Posted by crookedking

i want spiked wheels, whips, and carts spilling over. i'd also like to be crowned emperor for a day.

I dont know why they wouldnt have that already... it just seems like a crowd pleaser to me

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by impure

no spiked wheels, but def whips and carts spilling.
the wrecks at the jug head track are few and far between but when they do happen, it's huge.
those bikes are like a catapult, think about it.
when the arms bury in the dirt, the driver is slung.
it's crazy.

will there be a huge crowd chanting for blood?

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by crackdragon

I dont know why they wouldnt have that already... it just seems like a crowd pleaser to me

probably because the people in charge weren't beat enough as children.

[crackdragon]

Originally Posted by crookedking

i was thinking of two things:

a) put them in brass like people do with their kids first shoes

b) chain them there until they die.

I think B would be great at getting our message across

[impure]

Originally Posted by crookedking

haha, i can't imagine a camel bucking somebody off.

well you would be able to see it if you came here around march 5th....
but there's no bucking involved.
i think the people are drunk and the camel dives to one side and they just bail off the side.
it's hard to stay on when they're ducking and diving.
really.

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by crackdragon

I think B would be great at getting our message across

especially when the crows start to peck out their eyes. children passing by will be obligated to stand and watch for ten minutes everyTime they walk past.

[crackdragon]

Originally Posted by crookedking

probably because the people in charge weren't beat enough as children.

All there doing is holding back society as a whole! Prob had hippies for parents too!

[crookedking]

Originally Posted by impure

well you would be able to see it if you came here around march 5th....
but there's no bucking involved.
i think the people are drunk and the camel dives to one side and they just bail off the side.
it's hard to stay on when they're ducking and diving.
really.

i'm thinking of heading down to texas someTime next year, so i might be able to come by if i go.