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Boat Party
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someone here at the farm bought a SAIL BOAT, and a big motherfucker at that. like 22 or 25 ft or some shit. when asked WHY he'd buy a sail boat in the middle of the desert, he said it was because the price was right. he was all strolling around the house that night calling himself the captain. we gave him hell and laughed a lot. BUT NOW. we have a master plan. the other night we were talking about having a bbq party here. when my girlfriend suggested we have a BOAT PARTY! so then i approach the new owner of the sail boat about the idea. he, being a bit slow on the up-take, said "well it'll be a few months before it's ready to hit the water." i had to explain that this boat party/ boat christening will be taking place in the back yard on the boat parked between the cactus, as it stands now. he conceeded. so now we're having a gilligans island themed boat party on a massive sail boat parked between some jumping cactus in the back yard. we must go tiki torch, and drink umbrella shopping. oh this will be grand. there will be a $3 bottle of champagne used to christen the vessle. |
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i was about to say the same thing. 22-25ft is tiny. |