where's my bastard boyfriend

[deja]

i'm drunk and home and being a post whore.... and i'm bastard is somewhere in the middle of nowhere, spinning at a beach party... i would have gone if it was a nudy beach party.. that's my kind of style... anyone wanna join me for one of those??? my treat... here's ur only chance. heheheheheheh... maybe the men will get a chance to meet the infamous ADDY and CHINA DOLL... now that's a treat

[M!SKA]

LOL I wanted to go to that beach party.. but alas I stayed home and whored it up.
hahah deja you are funny

[*STARFISH*]

as did i .. its on til morning
we can still go girls!! :D

hehehe at least your bf isnt fat
*LOL*

[deja]

my boyfriend is fat... he's my HONEYbeaR!!! The tummy... round and cuddly...


OK, it's a beer belly.... but it's still kute!!!

[M!SKA]

ahahah christine.. fat boyfriend.

you wanna still go? I can show up in my pj's. lol

[*STARFISH*]

*LOL* i dont think hes fat
but if you say so... :D

michelle i sooo want to go
lets have a pj party
im going to cry because i have a fat touchy bf

[M!SKA]

hahah f&k pj party!!

we can all poke your fat touchy bf with sticks OK

[*STARFISH*]

sounds like a planley stanley
i like pj parties
and i really want to poke the prick with a stick OK

[essenze]

hahahhaa...deja gots herself a PLUMP DJ!!!!!

[essenze]

hmmmmmmmm...i might know where the bastard is, if you take the left centrificle force of the anti-gravitational meteorite and slam it between two pieces of chicken breasts...you'll find him at that party!!!

[sebcoe]

maybe the dingo ate your boyfriend

[frogprincess]

hi djaj

your bastard boyfriend and my little woman were not together last night OK

i think that they are going to be together today (but your bastard boyfriend does not know it yet)

say YES to CHEESE

[deja]

YES TO CHEESE