Reasons why it's great to be a man

[BB_YungYung]

IT'S GREAT TO BE A MAN:
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> > > > > > >Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
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> > > > > > >Your orgasms are real. Always
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> > > > > > >Your last name stays put.
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> > > > > > >You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
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> > > > > > >Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
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> > > > > > >The garage is all yours.
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> > > > > > >Wedding plans take care of themselves.
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> > > > > > >Chocolate is just another snack.
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> > > > > > >You can be president.
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> > > > > > >You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
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> > > > > > >Car mechanics tell you the truth.
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> > > > > > >You don't give a rats ass if someone notices your new haircut.
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> > > > > > >If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
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> > > > > > >Porn movies are designed with you in mind.
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> > > > > > >You can open all your own jars.
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> > > > > > >You never have to drive to another gas station because this ones just too icky.
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> > > > > > >Same work...more pay.
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> > > > > > >Wrinkles add character.
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> > > > > > >Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100.
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> > > > > > >People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
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> > > > > > >New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
> > > > > > >One mood, ALL the damn time.
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> > > > > > >Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
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> > > > > > >A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
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> > > > > > >You can leave the motel bed unmade.
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> > > > > > >You can kill your own food.
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> > > > > > >You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
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> > > > > > >If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
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> > > > > > >Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
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> > > > > > >You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
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> > > > > > >Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
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> > > > > > >You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
> > > > > > >thinking: "He must be mad at me."
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> > > > > > >You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
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> > > > > > >If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
> > > > > > >become
> > > > > > >lifelong friends.
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> > > > > > >You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
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> > > > > > >You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
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> > > > > > >You almost never have strap problems in public.
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> > > > > > >You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
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> > > > > > >The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
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> > > > > > >You don't have to shave below your neck.
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> > > > > > >One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
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> > > > > > >You can do your nails with a pocketknife.
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> > > > > > >You have freedom of choice concerning
> growing a mustache.
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> > > > > > >Christmas shopping can be accomplished
> for 25 relatives, December
> > > 24th,
> > > > > in
> > > > > > >45
> > > > > > >minutes.
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> > > > > > >The world is your urinal.



TOO BAD I'm a woman

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