The F&K Story

[dragon boi]

Lookin into the sky, mushmellow yelled out.....

[mushmellow]

THE ALIENS ARE GOING TO PROBE ME!!!

[mushmellow]

Mushmellow, the little halfer....just likes to pretend to be italian...in the car is 4 small bodies big headed aliens....that want to probe her

[Guice_39]

Guice sparks a PHATTY and says to Zondac "So your against that shit, eh?"

[sNyx]

..just then snyx walks out of the gas staion where he was pouring gass everywhere cuz its fun.. then he pulls out his ounce doobie and gathers all the F&K'ers around to blaze it up, when sure enough zondac drops the blunt and then entire group goes up in flames..

[Courtney]

[valley girl voice]
and like.. thats when my post was edited cuz im a little dink, hee hee guess I didnt read the first post. ooops. :310:
[/valley girl voice]

[Glendita*]

"oh what da!? ....that's it?" ponders tinker

[MC Hammered]

as Peter Pan flails away in all his etarted glory in the background...

[victor h.]

exploding fireworks spark thru the sky...
and 1 accidently hits courtney..and we all died tragicly

[mushmellow]

but since mushmellow was up in space getting probed.....she survived.....but she has to live w/ the guilt of watching all the former f&kers burn....she felt so helpless....she she sparked a fatty...and smoked it to her head....

[sNyx]

..just then a circus came down the street, 10 elephants later all that remained was one large Courtney cake *STARFISH* flipped up with her MEGAspatula, and sold on eBay for $50,000 and then she used the money to..

[Jrin]

Sleep all day and party all night and not have to work for a few months :D

[*STARFISH*]

as well as buy shares in the worlds largest porn store, and gave all the f&kers...

[Jrin]

lots of money so we can just sleep all day and smoke and party all night.

<----wants Starfish to stay up all night and post.

[*STARFISH*]

instead of partying, jrin decided it would be fun to stay up allll night and post!

[Jrin]

He posted lots and became the first F&K Mod outide Canada. What happened next?

[mushmellow]

now im just confused.....meh...oh well!!

[sNyx]

then snyx stepped in to save a once again dying thread.. with the tap of his shoes, everyone was transported to a magicall F&K land.. (if you can't continue this, go home)

[*STARFISH*]

and this magical land was full of nymphos!!! timdareez was in heaven!

[Jrin]

Naked Martian girls were there all nice and smiley and then Jrin told one of them to bake hash brownies for all of us :054:

[*STARFISH*]

suddenly, one of the martian girls....

[Jrin]

Hugged Jrin and said she would marry him and he could go with her back to Mars :054:

[mushmellow]

ate a hash brownie.....and went absolutely insane....by...

[dragon boi]

dragon boi comes out from behind a tree clicks his heals and says "there's no place like F&K, theress no place like F&K"

suddenly....

[sNyx]

snyx hijacks a plane (with pizza cutters) and loads it up, he starts to hall ass to..