The F&K Story

[sNyx]

Okay, everyone add on the next sentence to the story, and try to make it as interesting as can be. Don't be a dink and purposely fuck it up, that's just stupid. Okay, let me start it off...

It was a hot summers night, Saturday I belive, and the boards of F&K were pumped with members, all looking for something to do.

Next? :)
-myles

PS- thx miska

[Jrin]

Jrin came on the board and asked if anyone would come pick him up in a spaceship and take him to Vancouver.

What happened next?

[MC Hammered]

A yellow taxi cab picked him up and transported him to Surrey instead.

[M!SKA]

Thank goodness Bob was there just in time to save him from the aftermath of the Devdas movie rush...

sorry myles, I completely forgot!

[sNyx]

just then bob pulled out a gun completly made of toothpicks and began to fire wildly into the air sending 13,000 locals just leaving the Devdas movie into a mad rush in the parking lot...

[MC Hammered]

Where DJ Eris happened to be walking out of a record shop with some new vinyl and powered up the F&K Musicmobile.

10,000 watts of pumpin!!!!

[bob]

winston's pants mysteriously dropped the floor, and out of his asscheeks fell a...

[*STARFISH*]

how did my name get dragged into this?! *LOL*


miniature figurine of bob!
completely embaressed, winston picked it up and....

[MC Hammered]

Proceeded to should needles into the voodoo doll's crotch.

[sNyx]

as real bob oddly enjoyed the pain.. thousands of poeple had been flocking to the F&K MusicMobile with the awesome DJ Computer pumping tax...

[sebcoe]

out of no where, a loud "YEEEEEEEEEEHAW" was heard as sebcoe came galloping down the street on a lildonkey to see what all the ruckus was about....

[Glendita*]

sebcoe started swinging his cowboy hat all around but then lost balance and fell onto the ground where he landed on a .....

[M!SKA]

frog. A princess frog. You could even call her a frogprincess, who smothered poor fallen sebcoe with plurry hugs, giving him enough strength to get back up and...

[MC Hammered]

do a doesy-doe and he bowed to his partner who happened to be...

[mushmellow]

mushmellow who was wearing a purple flowered dress made out of real flowers and neon green cowboy boots

[Guice_39]

Guice came with a phat bag of some chronic and got a session going.........:smoke: :smoke: :smoke:

[mushmellow]

Then mushmellow decided it might be fun to get changed outta her messed up outfit and grab a twixer of bacardi and share it w/ Guice...

[zondac]

Out of nowhere Zondac came... drinking a slurpee, but didn't recognize anyone and just walked past. He still thought Guice was an idiot though. And that slurpee tasted damn fine.

[mushmellow]

At that point...mushmellow scream "ZONDAC!! how YOU doin??"

[victor h.]

but Zondac didn't reply becus the slurpee gave him brain freeze..
which gave him temp. memory loss...

[MC Hammered]

Then he realized that he was really a she...

[zondac]

Just then, with a shrill "caaawww" a crow pooped on Hammereds' head.

[Guice_39]

Guice doesn't drink hard often but will take shots of Bacardi. Looks at Zondac, "Whats your problem?"

[mushmellow]

mushmellow then gives guice another shot...and laughs histarically at hammered.....

[zondac]

Hammered, crow poo running down his cheek and mushmellow laughing at him, spots some kids speaking their minds. Fearing that they may be racist puts an end to their conversation.

Zondac tells Guice he saw "SmOkE tHe ChRoN aNd EaSe YoUr MiNd" in Guice's post as well as a pot leaf, a PHAT bag of chronic and the word session, and naturally didn't think highly.

Zondac also wonders who this girl is who said "how YOU doin'?" Is she italian he wonders... why does she talk like this?

A car pulls up...