Aug 10, 02
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Yo mama's ass crack is so big they named the cheeks Whistler-Blackcomb.
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Aug 10, 02
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Hilarious
Yo mama's so fat they took her to the police and they took pictures of her feet and she couldn't even identify 'em !!
yo mama's so ugly it looks like she got hit with a can of "whut the fuck" always love that one!!! Love, Samantha XOXO :AZN:
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Aug 11, 02
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Your Mom is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks
What sexual position causes the ugliest kids? Ask your mom. Your Mom is so ugly , when she was a baby they had to tint the windows on the incubator! Your Mom's so ugly, she gets less action than a white guy in the NBA. Your Mom is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water. Your mom's so ugly she went into a Haunted House and came out with a job application Your mom is so ugly she went to the top of the Empire State Building people yelled "King Kong is back!" Your Mom is so ugly when robbers broke in she yelled rape, they yelled NO!! Your Mom's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Your Mom's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras Your Mom's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Your Mom's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals Your Mom's so ugly baywatch let her drown Your mom is so nasty, when she takes off her panties it sounds like Velcro. Your Mom's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up Your Mom has so many cavities her teeth look like dice. Your Mom's butt checks are so fat they look like two pigs fighting over a milkdud Your Mom's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Aug 11, 02
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your momma's so fat her cell phone has it's own area code
..soo stoopid she tried to drown a fish... ..soo ugly supermarket guys bag her face... ..soo fat even when i rolled over twice i was still on top of her... ..soo ugly ... ..so hairy i had to cut my way to freedom.. ..so dumb she tripped on a cordless fone.. ..so fat it's always a wave party at the pool.. ..so fat that your lost brother is somewhere between her ass and the roast pig.. ..so hairy it looks like she has don king in a head lock
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Aug 24, 02
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the 'so hairy i had to cut my way to freedom" one makes me wonder what they were doing in the jungle in the first place
your mama's so fat when people yell kool-aid she comes crashing thru the wall your mama's so stupid that under "education" on her job application, she put "hooked on phonics."
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Aug 27, 02
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your mother is so ugly that i wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick.
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Aug 27, 02
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and there are alot of things that i would fuck with someone elses dick.
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