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Old Jul 28, 02
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Yo Mama Jokes
ok..i'm bored..soo let's bring back some old school jokes
starting with "your mom" jokes =) i'll get 1 started

Person #1 : "Knock Knock"
Person #2 : "Whose there?"
Person #1 : "Joe"
Person #2 : "Joe, who?"
Person #1 : "JOE MAMA!!"


hhehe...still cracks me up sometimes..

here's another one

"Your mama is soo flat, even the wall envies her"
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Old Jul 28, 02
dumb it down, would ya?
  
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yo momma so fat nasa has satellites orbiting around her
yo momma so fat her idea of a balanced meal is a ham in each hand
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Old Jul 29, 02
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your mommas so fat, her year book picture was an aireal photo.
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Old Jul 29, 02
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yo mama so ugly, your dad has to tie a porkchop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her
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Old Jul 30, 02
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your momma look so nasty that when she wears a bikini, even the tide don't come in.
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Old Aug 03, 02
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I SAW YOUR MOM, AND SHE OPENED UP HER LEGS AND SAID C'MON!
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Old Aug 05, 02
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^^roflao....nice jokes guys...hahahahhaa
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Old Aug 05, 02
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gotta love the ace of base shit!
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Old Aug 06, 02
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gotta love the ace of base shit!
all that she wants is another baby she's gone tomorrow boy, all that she wants is another baby ayaa.
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Old Aug 06, 02
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you momma so ugly... even a raver fucked on e wouldnt talk to her
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Old Aug 06, 02
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your moms so dumb she puts 39 cent stamps on her emails
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Old Aug 06, 02
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Jay, that is fuckin priceless~!!!!

yo mama is so nasty shes open longer then a 711
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Old Aug 07, 02
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your mama is soo stupid .... she starved to death, while she was trapped in a supermarket
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Old Aug 07, 02
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yo mama's so poor ... she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers
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Old Aug 07, 02
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yo mama's like a carpenters' dream ... flat as a board and easy to nail.
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Old Aug 07, 02
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yo mama's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Old Aug 07, 02
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^^^ LOL
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Old Aug 08, 02
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Your momma is so fat, she fell, broke her leg and gravy poured out.
You momma got an afro with a chin strap
your momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand, mother fucka.
When the bitch backs up, it goes "beep-beep-beep"
Yo momma so hairy, they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower.
your momma is so nasty, her momma had to be drunk to breast feed her
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Old Aug 08, 02
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your momma so nasty, I took her out last night for lobster and she gave me crabs
ha ha ha
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Old Aug 08, 02
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yo mamma's so fat..when she walks around in high heels...she strikes oil.
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Old Aug 08, 02
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your mommas so fat i took a walk around her and got lost.
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Old Aug 09, 02
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your momma so fat i swerved to miss the bitch and ran outta gas
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Old Aug 09, 02
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yo mama's so fat...SHE'S FAT!

always loved that one
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Old Aug 09, 02
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very blunt
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Old Aug 09, 02
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yo mama's so fat her pager is a vcr
yo mama's teeth are so yellow, i can't believe its not butter
yo mama's so hairy, when she goes to the hairdressers, she opens her shirt
yo mama's so po, she can't afford the last or
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