Children's Books That Didn't Make It

[yoko*]

i got this frum herezone.. website.. hee hee


Children's Books That Didn't Make It


1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go To Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly

12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside The Abandoned Refrigerator

15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

16. Strangers Have The Best Candy

17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

18. You Were An Accident

19. Things Rich Kids Have, But you Never Will

20. Pop! Goes the Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games

21. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

22. Your Nightmares Are Real

23. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

24. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

26. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

28. 101 Uses For Matches

29. Juggling Fine China, It's Fun!

30. Only Loosers Don't Do Dope

31. Chemical Products Taste Good!

[victor h.]

LoLz
that's freak'n funny man ^_^

nice nice...

ahahhha.....i like the one where you said "You Were An Accident"
i think i heard of that one LOL

[babyboy]

They Sould Of Come Out

[KeeBLeR]

hey man i could publish a book like this anyday just gimmie a pen and ill be done in like 1hour... eheheh im pretty sure a kid could use a book like this.. heheh of course they would have to publish a book on how to become a pyro~! hehehehe could make like a 2for1 special or something

[BB_YungYung]

I think #
15
16
27
28
are funny!!! :074:

[dragon boi]

nice nice