May 21, 01
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Mermaid Babies
i couldn't go to sleep last night...and i was just THINKING...
ok you know how babies have feringeal gill slits when they're still a fetus?? they can basically survive in an aquius environment right??? cuz they're in a fluid filled sac... and you know how some ladies give birth to babies in bathtubs full of water (trust me...they do) because it's less stress or something? OK WELL..i was thinking...what if a lady had a baby in a bathtub full of water...BUT the doctors never took the baby out of the water...they just let it stay in the bathtub. the baby would be able to breathe cuz it doesn't take it's first breath of air till it's exposed to the open air!! so essentially...the baby would be able to live underwater... a mermaid baby! does anyone else have a FUNKY ASS invention or anything? (i don't know if it's possible to beat my mermaid babies...but you can try) 
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May 21, 01
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some women give birth to babies in baths of warm water because it is easier for the baby. it isn't just straight into the air, it's like nice warm water and it's like easier for the baby to adjust to it or summin.
but would they really be able to live in the water?! haha...i want a mermaid baby! but wait...if the baby lived in water, what would it eat?? and survive on that way? i understand the whole breathing water and stuff but eating?? babies are supposed 2 be breast fed...unless they do that underwater 2! hah.. but i want a mermaid baby...hehe meeh and my friends always cum up with stupid inventions..haha but my mind is blank right now.. wait! meeh and my friends um..oh shit what was it called? our mental retardation implant center!!! HAHAHA it's a place that we're gonna build and we'll take ppl there and make them all as handy tarded as us. then we'll have them all on separate floors..and every once in a while they'll "discover" each other! hehe and there'll be monkies all over the place.. just cuz monkies are cool y'know? haha ya...our mental retardation center is cool....don't steal the idea now! (haha i knowyou want 2!)
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May 21, 01
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actually twig your idea is cool and all but like i sorry im gonna have to shoot it down..
yes babys have been deilvered in the tub but once the baby has it's umbellical cord detached from the mother the baby thus then has to breat air in order to keep o2 in it's blood to stay alive.. b4 the baby got it's 02 from the mothers blood when she breaths.. but cool idea... but that's my annilical view of life so sorry bout having to shoot that down... but i do have an invetion of my own... it kinda depends too much on technology rite now but i think it would be cool and would make it so you don't have to carry around a fist full of change! it would require global co-operation as well and that would kinda screw things up...considering globaly we can't do shit... but to actually abolish paper moneys and coins... every thing would be based upon a "credit" system where one carrys around a card with a magnetic stripe and a thumbprint pad... it would work similar to a debit purchase only your limit on the card can be controled at stations at any bank... (this would require all banks to unite and become one big ass bank) ... all purchases would be swiped by the card holder and with his/her/it thumb on the pad on the card...the thumb pad would then send your print through the wire and contact a bank database and your account info would be accesed... you get a recipt and your out the door with no extra weight in your pocket other then your lighter and keys... now wouldn't that be nice! and it would work world wide and you wouldn't have to worry about exchange rates cuz all the money in the world would be the same currency also thus eliminating poor countrys and rich countrys and make every country equal in money!
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May 21, 01
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ok ok...BUT what if they didn't CUT the umbilical cord?!! so the baby was still attached the mother...HA! mermaid babies!!!
and as for food....hmmmm they could just stick an IV into the baby and feed it. or if it lived in a pond or a lake, it could eat fish...just like other mermaids! but your credit system is very cool...good thinking. That reminds me of some show i watched one day...a guy on it burned his finger prints off and then just got gloves that had like BUILT IN finger prints...crrrrrrazy. c-tard: monkeys are the best!
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May 21, 01
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doesn't the placenta have to cum out t ho?? and if the placenta cums out then it wouldn't matter if the baby was still attached to the imbilical cord or not....hehe
either way i still want a mermaid baby!!!! eww...y'know cats eat their own placentas?? icky! built-in finger prints?! oh wtf?! that's some crazy shit man..haha but how did he burn off his finger prints anywayz?? didnt' know you could do that! and twig-e...yes monkies are the best...hehe
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May 21, 01
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yeah man...the guy just burned off his finger prints by touching something hot...i cUnt remember.
whatever you guys. i'm gonna prove you all wrong. i WILL make a mermaid baby. mark my words. :100: <=== that's my mermaid baby
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May 21, 01
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oh man!! don't get me started on inventions... hahahahah i come up with extremely stupid ones all the time
heheh like the time me and my buddy jason came up with the "2 person backpack" it would have 2 sets of straps, so it would help distribute the weight evenly when you were hiking!!!! and then, it would turn into a sleeping bag, it would kind of like, roll out cuz then you wouldn't have to carry one of those rolled up sleeping bags on your pack, therefore making it lighter! buuuuut there was a lot of things wrong with this one... hahahah like what happened if one of the people fell??? the other one would fall too what would happen if one person was short and one was tall??? hahaha what if one person fell off a cliff???? they'd bothe die.. hahaha there were so many more things wrong with it... but MAN it was funny at the time hahahah oh yes... and there's more of these in my little brain... i just have to find them... hahah
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May 21, 01
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hahaha colleen you're too funny!!!
yeah whenever i'm bored or i can't sleep at night, i come up with weird inventions...OR sometimes i think of weird patterns of numbers...like i try to find some SECRET CONNECTION in number patters...i add 2 digit numbers together and then i multiply it by like 1.5 and shit. i dunno. it's weird
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May 21, 01
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Moesha (colleen)...maybe it's in our blood? us "black homey Gs" tend to think alike.
you know wut i'm sayin, bitch?!!! AIIIIIIIGHT...
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May 22, 01
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have you seen the movie abyss?
they have this pink goo stuff that you put people into and they can breathe it.. at first they choke but then they can breathe it just like babies in the womb.. they use it so that people can travel deep deep into the bottom of the ocean without imploding.:024: heh i have some inventions.. but if i told them then one of you might copyright them and make millions
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May 22, 01
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my poofetus.
i'm sure most of you have seen this already...
 see the umbilical cord is attatched to your butt. and you can throw it around. and leave it on the streets for flies when it stops playing with you. and make a new one.. its geni-e-o-us. ;] ITS SO BEAUTIFUL. but only i can make them outta my ass so too bad.
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May 22, 01
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haha never seen that movie!
i probably should though...it might help in the mermaid baby industry. mark my words...in a couple of years, the mermaid baby industry will be BOOMING...
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