Cool things about being a man.

[linds]

thats sweet.

[Sue Bitch]

i so wish i could just whip it out and pee any where that would be the best

[MuLLet_BoY]

The best thing about being a man is not being a woman.

[yourlilbaby]

lol nice mullet boy! u remind me of a friend of mine thats his motto too

[Res]

writing yer name in the snow is one of the best perks

[Bitchin]

lucy, i'm not saying its bad or whatever..

its the pain we have to go through, along with all the morning sicknees, backpain, moodswings, cravings, and blah blah blah

though it does get rid of your period for a bit :P

[lucy]

Well, if you're a woman, and you get periods, and are on birth control, than pain, mood swings, cravings, and morning sickness are all regular occurences anyway! It's what makes us strong! Guys could never handle being a woman. Sure, they have it easy, but we develop a stronger character for what we have to deal with, and overcome. Weee :)

[Bitchin]

heh, I never get like that when I'm on mine anyways.. so it would make a diffrence for me.

[boozydaclown]

i always get bloated and everything i eat goes straight to my hips. does anyone else have water retention?

[yourlilbaby]

lucy good call.... yeah i know if guys took one day being us they'd have alot more respect.

[tru_azn_69]

(one thing we need is women why i dont know we just need them like air mmmmmm women...)


dat'z cuz we men need pussy...something'z gotta fill da gap...

[-ak47-]

Originally posted by lucy:
Bitchin, you speak as though giving birth is a terrible affliction...women do have the choice whether or not they want to...and quite often they are delighted to do it.

My Version:

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Unless the interviewer is a woman.
3. Your last name stays put. Woman are not required to change their name.
4. The garage is all yours. Well whoopee.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Unless you are my brother-in-law
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth. Not a credit to you, a discredit to the mechanic.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. But you would feel good if someone did notice.
10. Same work .. more pay. Not a credit to you, a discredit to society.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
adjustments. Yeah, just love to be exposed to some stinky guy yanking on his crotch.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. Salt makes anyone retain water.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. I look at guys chests when I talk to them...:)
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. My boyfriend would beg to differ.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time. HAHAHAHA, right.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. HAHAHAHA, right.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. Unless you are my dad.
20. You can open all your own jars. Whoopee.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. You should be ashamed for this one.
22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. Anyone can buy boring ass underwear for ten bucks a pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. I bet your mother would.
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. Really? So can I.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever
thinking ''He must be mad at me." Anyone who thinks this would have to be a little insecure.
27. No maxi-pads. Well, adult diapers might make an appearance when you turn 70.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
become lifelong friends. Didn't that Cookie guy have a fit when this happened to him? I read that somewhere...
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt. Righty tighty, lefty loosey...no biggie ;)
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. That is just sad.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips. And you are proud of this why?
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
24th, in minutes. Nope, I have seen guys wander around for hours trying to find gifts for friends and family. Women always know what to get.
37. The world is your urinal. I guess anyone could pee where and when they wanted to...women just have more sense than to make a display of their excretions.

well gee, thanks for taking the fun out of that

[Gold Streaks]

she made some good points.

[lucy]

Originally posted by -ak47-:
well gee, thanks for taking the fun out of that

On the contrary, I had lots of fun doing that :moon:

[JaBBu]

hahahahaha amazing

[yourlilbaby]

oh my! i guess theres perks in both right?

[Gold Streaks]

Originally posted by yourlilbaby:
lucy good call.... yeah i know if guys took one day being us they'd have alot more respect.

Lucy's response to this thread was funny and all but we guys actually lead more stressful lives. Studies have showed this. It's probably why we don't live as long.

[yourlilbaby]

lol shut up ollie girls lives are soooo much more stressful

[lucy]

If guy's lives are stressful, it's because they put it on themselves. All this stuff about society telling men to be tough, don't cry, be the provider, etc...you don't need to buy into that, but you DO.