dont like yer roomie?

[krisamata]

heres ten ways to freak em out......



10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.

8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.''

[Sammy Skillz]

hmmm i should try some of them out cuz i HATE one of my roommates.

[-InFiNiTi-]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...omg..thats the funniest thing ive ever read..hahah

[crookedking]

those were good...i remember maxim had an article on how to get rid of your roomate...they were a little more elaborate...things like take the oil from the side of your nose (with your finger) and then write words onto the bathroom mirror. once your roomate gets out of the shower the words that you wrote won't be all fogged up. by the end of the article it would have you kneeling naked on the floor with the lights off, surrounded by candles, and a dead chicken on the floor.

[jmzD]

Originally posted by crookedking:
those were good...i remember maxim had an article on how to get rid of your roomate...they were a little more elaborate...things like take the oil from the side of your nose (with your finger) and then write words onto the bathroom mirror. once your roomate gets out of the shower the words that you wrote won't be all fogged up. by the end of the article it would have you kneeling naked on the floor with the lights off, surrounded by candles, and a dead chicken on the floor.

dont forget the pentogram...

[mushmellow]

hahaha...i really like the first one....

[justa~gurl]

Originally posted by Twiggy:
hmmm i should try some of them out cuz i HATE one of my roommates.

WERD...me too!!

although at the end of the month he''ll be gone !! yay!!

me noah and our rents came up with a sceme to get him outta here!!! muahahahaha...so evil

[Princessleah]

that is fucking hillarous, i am going to use a few of those on my horrible room mt

[BB_YungYung]

I love number 10 8 , 7
and I would so do the chicken thing.. hahahaha

[Res]

good tips