lesbians

krisamata · #1 (**permalink**) Oct 06, 02

01. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
>> >A licker cabinet.

02. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
>> >A Klondyke.

03. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
>> >Militia Etheridge.

04. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
>> >Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

05. Why do lesbians like to be reincarnated as whales?
>> >So they can have 10 foot tongues and breathe out of the tops of their heads.

06. What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe?
>> >Fur Traders.

07. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
>> >A Lickalotapuss.

08. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
>> >Well Hung.

09. What do two lesbians do when they are having their periods?
>> >Finger-paint.

10. What do lesbians call an open can of tuna?
>> >POTPOURRI.

11. What did the lesbian vampire say to her partner?
>> >See you next month.

12. Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres drowned?
>> >She was found face down in Ricki Lake.

13. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
>> >Even the pool table doesn't have balls

14. Do you know what drag is?
>> >It's when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.

15. What do you call lesbian twins?
>> >Lick-a-likes.

16. How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
>> >She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons

17. What's the definition of confusion?
>> >Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

18. What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
>>One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!